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i will pay you 1 tween - no, 2 tweens for your services

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PROJECT AWESOMETOWN

Posted by rtil Jul. 4, 2008 @ 5:40 PM EDT

hello to all my adoring plebian fans!!! have you checked out my e-store lately? plenty of freetown-themed grill accessories for those summer BBQ's and outdoor excursions! get yours TODAY!!!

anyway, i've been thinking long and hard lately. i've been writing scripts, storyboarding, trying to find the balance between a solid story and some fresh comedy for my series. and after about 7 minutes I thought, why even bother when I can take ahold of the today's largest audience by simply catering to the bottom of the food chain? thanks to millions of people with webcams and thousands of video game parodies, the level of hilarity generated by a couple of lonely, sex-deprived teenagers smoking weed and playing nintendo wii is now the set standard for comedic genius. and even though i don't smoke pot and i don't have a wii, i have played my share of video games in this world, and I feel that I have a solid list of downright hilarious comparisons to games and real life. like spinning rings floating in the sky, lol what's up with that? BA-DONG!

so i've trashed my series in-the-works Project Freetown for a much more promising concept: PROJECT AWESOMETOWN! People will still rollerskate 24/7 because in Freetown that is all people do and it is awesomely wicked sick gnarley , ok? But a continuing story throughout the series and not just mindlessly random episodes with whacky adventures every time? Are you kidding! Only now can I explore the full potential of these characters I have created as they'll go on adventures like in episode 6 redux, The Quest for the Chaos Hyper Spork, guest starring everyone's favorite blue blur, Sonic the Hedgehog, and the deliciously nasty bad-dudicon Eggman with his new sidekick MONIC (sonic and mario MIXED .

my favorite line from the episode is where ravi goes "OH MY GOD VIOLET YOU ARE SO HOT I WANT TO BANG YOU OK IM GONNA ROLLERSKATE NOW WIND RESISTANCE WHAT IS THAT HOLY FUUUUUUUUUCK". He says it really really fast and kinda sounds like Solid Snakes!!! LOL! ok so i think some of you are probably now thinking "rtil this is kind of like the awesome series by eggorapers" well it's actually a twist because i have been drawing in this super generic style for 30 years and the angry eyes i made a registered copyrighted trademarked since i was 5 years old so he owes me some money he made from all the ad clicks for the really bad webpage-based MMO's. also i think observational comedy was invented by dave chapelle so he probably owes him a pretty penny too. i would guess something like 17 million dollars.

LOL BALLS!!!! sorry random XD *stealz teh pocky* OK so guys i hope you like this and what i'll do is cleverly release one once a month so that i can get as much money from newgrounds as i can. then i will probably sell lots of DVD's copyright infringement what?? also t-shirts and stickers and mugs for that special someone SUPPORT A STARVING ARTIST i don't want to get a real job.

and if you're gonna be a hater well then you are clearly just jealous that i am not really trying hard at all to accomplish anything. i mean this is all just practice anyway. maybe like in 7 years i will do something original because of course by that time everyone will not be expecting me to release more things starring popular video game characters and they will just be starvin' marvin' for some of my original characters nobody has ever heard of much less vested in. my plan is genius and i can't wait until then when i can have an ego the size of the goodyear blimp because people will be eating out of my hands and BEGGING FOR MORE oh my god how will i respond to all the fanmail it will be so hard well i guess i will find out then i guess i'll have to hire an agent wow this is serious business btw my goal is to someday work at Disney Studios in tokyo japan ^_^

PS the series will be done after 20 episodes but then i will release 30 more as bonus DVD extras (for the fans) , and cancel it again. then i'll do sort of a second season but then that'll be it unless i sell 5 DVD's and if i do i mean i promised that i'd make more and i can't go back on my promises i have morals OK??? then i'll probably re-make the 1st season. but after that no more unless a totally pwnage game comez out. it'd have to have probably sonic or mario in them they are funny. lol rings in the sky WHAT THE FUCK i mean isn't that funny cuz like there'd never be rings in the sky man i just can't get over that what a knee-slapper.

PPS my brawl code is 1-800-flowers and my gamertag is xXxXxS8INGrULEZxXxXx hit me up sometime and we can play halo brawlz 3!

so anyway here is a preview of the first episode!!! AND DON'T SAY VIOLET IS FANSERVICE HER BOOBS ARE THAT BIG BECAUSE OF THE GRAVITY ON HER PLANET AND IF U MAKE FUN OF IT YOU ARE INTOLERANT

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Jul. 4, 2008 | 5:43 PM souled says:

oh dear....


Jul. 4, 2008 | 5:45 PM Sciutey says:

that iz the coolezt style ever, totally original, im gunna make my own vartoon right now called awesome hitman where agent 47 has to kill mario (LOL).


Jul. 4, 2008 | 5:47 PM Anigen says:

outdoor excursions........................


Jul. 4, 2008 | 5:47 PM Erreip199 says:

i hope this is a joke >.>


Jul. 4, 2008 | 5:47 PM fat-barry says:

I refuse to get dragged into this argument.


Jul. 4, 2008 | 5:49 PM JackBonneham says:

I do hope you know that you really are the biggest prick on earth. There really isn't anything wrong with having an opinion, but seriously is it necessary to go out of your way to insult someone simply because you disagree with the way they do things on an internet site?


Jul. 4, 2008 | 5:49 PM SulferDragon says:

Damn, I can't wait for this.


Jul. 4, 2008 | 5:50 PM I-smel says:

thats ALOT OF WRITING YOU GOT THERE


Jul. 4, 2008 | 5:51 PM HolyPeanuts says:

Its all funny, until we find out you aren't joking.

I love you rtil.


Jul. 4, 2008 | 5:54 PM Zenaki says:

I also severly hope this is a joke, but if it's not:

Rtil NYUUUUU! Don't do this! Don't AWESOME IT! DON'T -- DO -- IT! Please! You animations are amazing! Don't go to crapamation! So what you'll get veiws but at the price of quality? T_T


Jul. 4, 2008 | 5:55 PM Nogfish says:

DUDE OMG THIS WILL BE SO MUCH BETTER THAN METROPOLIS CIRCUIT,

I think it is safe to say that you have finally fully honed your craft.


Jul. 4, 2008 | 5:57 PM Simple-line says:

Come along with us! (clap clap)
Come along to Awesometown!
Come along with us!
We'll wipe away your frown!

ROLE CALL!

Andy!
Akiva!
Jorma!
Andy!!!
Akiva...
Jorma...?
ANDY!!!!!!!!... And Jorma and Akiva!

Come along with us! (clap clap)
Come with us to Awesometown!
Give us all your trust
And we won't let you down!

DANCE BREAK.

Stop.

My name's Akiva
The brains of the group
If you have a problem I can solve it for you

My name's Andy
And I play sports
I also enjoy building forts

(My name's Andy
And I love a good sandwich
So if you have a sandwich, come roll with me!)

My name is Jorma motherfucker
The sensitive one
Break your motherfuckin face with the butt of my gun
Rip off your arms and break your legs with 'em
Spread your ass cheeks and stick my dick in 'em.

awkward pause

Come along with us!
Come with us to Awesometown!
Fun times are a must
In AweeeeeeSooooooomeTOWWWWWWWN!!!!!!

good show


Jul. 4, 2008 | 6:01 PM Extremism says:

JackBonneham is a huge faggot.
Seriously it sounds like you're ruining his internet life lmfao.


Jul. 4, 2008 | 6:02 PM Tystarr says:

finally you get started on a real project.


Jul. 4, 2008 | 6:02 PM Lalo says:

MY LIFE IS COMPLETE NOW !!!11


Jul. 4, 2008 | 6:02 PM Epicness says:

And there goes the neighbourhood. I wish that you could've not fallen under the influence and keep blessing NG with graphically great animations and original ideas but that is not the case. It's a bit sad in my opinion, I was very, very much looking forward to the next Project Freetown but now, not so much. The rest of NG probably will though...


Jul. 4, 2008 | 6:05 PM CF-Productions says:

>>LOL BALLS!!!! sorry random XD *stealz teh pocky*

Aww cmon, that's just overkill. I see your point, but I always thought Egoraptor's was sorta like a voice over practice thing. His stuff actually does make me laugh to be honest, although in the back of my mind I know he isn't that good. His voice acting is pretty good which is pretty much all I can say about him. But he is no animator.

But what I am finding really scary is that you predicted what would happen a while back. You showed a comment from Masterswordman which gave me a eerie feeling seeing as it was happening to other animators. Everyone seems to be making "What if egoraptor did..." it's depressing.


Jul. 4, 2008 | 6:05 PM NoneZop says:

I AM INTOLERANT


Jul. 4, 2008 | 6:08 PM NeoSkywalker says:

what?


Jul. 4, 2008 | 6:09 PM Coolio-Niato says:

I was getting sick of your shitty ass original animations. Fuck. If it doesn't have sonic there's no point in watching.

No but seriously... I think you are being a BIT harsh...no?


Jul. 4, 2008 | 6:10 PM TownFunk says:

Eggoraper...


Jul. 4, 2008 | 6:12 PM Anigen says:

ok ive decided i want some of those grill accessories

how much


Jul. 4, 2008 | 6:12 PM YK-Blaze says:

he is kidding he wants you to say that you want the original project either way i will enjoy whatever you will make


Jul. 4, 2008 | 6:22 PM RPGamer says:

Not everyone in this world has to be the same man, I have understood your opinions and I see your point but you sound like a broken record already, everybody knows your opinion already so man why do you have to be bringing it up so much, I think everybody gets what your saying already so man please don't ruin your own reputation by being such a jerk, I highly respect you as an artist and animator, your stuff is kick ass and I know what you mean but enough is enough man, not everyone has the same opinion as you


Jul. 4, 2008 | 6:32 PM JackBonneham says:

Apparently I'm a faggot when I have an opinion but when rtil has one that is just plain insulting he's not.


Jul. 4, 2008 | 6:34 PM Lalo says:

It's just that hes funny when giving his bitchy opinion, you arent ;)


Jul. 4, 2008 | 6:36 PM MorrowDays says:

man awesometown will be great!

to be honest I think it sounds a LOT better than freetown.

;)


Jul. 4, 2008 | 6:36 PM MindChamber says:

haha, awesome! cant wait! should be better than Project DeadLeavestown, lol.

or Jet Grind Metropolis. XD


Jul. 4, 2008 | 6:37 PM KartuneHustla says:

This is gonna BE AWESOME LAWLS! BIG BOOBS, I LOVE THE SEXUAL REFERENCES, haven't heard those before.

But seriously, Egorapter is gonna keep doing what he does best, cater to his fans. If that means he has to recycle his stuff, then thats him. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. But I do understand the dvd thing. I think he shouldn't do it just because of copyright infringement. He doesn't own the characters, so keep them free Ego. Why do you need to make money from dvds. Aren't you making enough, damn.

My favorite part was when you were like, I WANT TO WORK FOR DISNEY lol. Yeah, might need a bit more than awesometown to get there lol. AWESOME BLAT BLAT ASS AND SHIT


Jul. 4, 2008 | 6:38 PM Mexifry says:

Oh Man! Original cartoons suck!
Maybe if you put references to newgrounds, then it would be even better!

P.S. Don't forget to add ripped sprites and clocks!


Jul. 4, 2008 | 6:41 PM RWappin says:

Your rage is so entertaining


Jul. 4, 2008 | 6:41 PM Dekathos says:

Excellent. Now your journey towards the dark side is complete.


Jul. 4, 2008 | 6:46 PM Kenkaku says:

I remember when this site was all about fun, not competition.

Those were the good days.

...

...good days...


Jul. 4, 2008 | 6:48 PM Eilikrinis says:

I'm not sure what's more lame, the people defending Awesome or the people saying they agree yet have Ego on their favorite author's list anyway.


Jul. 4, 2008 | 6:50 PM FightingSeraph says:

Looks like I'm not the only one who has thought about subjecting Ego to insult satire. I have one awesome parody in production.


Jul. 4, 2008 | 6:55 PM Psi43 says:

Let me help you write the script (I want to get 75% of the share then though) and you can say I helped voice acting even though I didn't.

I'd include some jokes like sonic CHARGING HIS CHAOS EMERALD LAZ0RZ and then a long brown cat coming out of Ravi's anus going right into Violet's mouth while Violet is saying 'HMMM 2FREETOWNIES 1CUP" and swallows it at the same time (you get someone to voice act violet and just say it's me. You know how famous I am around here, would get you couple of million extra views).

Then you include the voices of NG admins in there, like Swain did with Masterminds 3. The animation doesn't matter, people could watch that shit with their eyes closed. I mean newgrounds isn't a website based on animation or anything, it's based on humor that you understand while your eyes are closed. That's the real deal.

Back to the script though, it should have a lot of popular anime references, too. Nicole, Deathnote you know the deal. That way you can ensure that EVERYONE will like it. If there's some ass who's talking shit about that cartoon (like Gerkinman) then it's only because he's sad that he didn't come up with the idea first, so you simply dedicate a cartoon to him and he will be happy again.

Be sure to get ALL of your submissions sponsored by newgrounds, they give good money and that's pretty much everything that counts. You might have to wait a month or 2, they don't have enough ram yet to use paypal. They've got the same problem with a recent collab I heard.

Also, you should throw in some sprites into your new movie, that's a MUST.

Good luck, and remember 75% of the earnings!


Jul. 4, 2008 | 6:57 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard says:

Cornelius
Out there
There's a world outside of Yonkers
Way out there beyond this hick town, Barnaby
There's a slick town, Barnaby
Out there
Full of shine and full of sparkle
Close your eyes and see it glisten, Barnaby
Listen, Barnaby...

Put on your Sunday clothes, there's lots of world out there
Get out the brillantine and dime cigars
We're gonna find adventure in the evening air
Girls in white
In a perfumed night
Where the lights are bright as the stars!
Put on your Sunday clothes, we're gonna ride through town
In one of those new horsedrawn open cars


Jul. 4, 2008 | 7:02 PM RedMongoose says:

those tits are huge so I am supporting this


Jul. 4, 2008 | 7:07 PM Bug says:

big solid butts


Jul. 4, 2008 | 7:08 PM Wurmy says:

....

:(


Jul. 4, 2008 | 7:11 PM DukePhillips says:

Dont forget to be sure to puke out one of these a month to take advantage of nEwgrounds contests and cash prizes! Awesome!


Jul. 4, 2008 | 7:27 PM Extremism says:

"Apparently I'm a faggot when I have an opinion but when rtil has one that is just plain insulting he's not."

Actually I dont really care for rtil with the exception of his gum cartoon.

Its just the small fact that everyone who supports and has contributed to the awesome series needs to be eradicated from the human gene pool. Sorry :'(


Jul. 4, 2008 | 7:31 PM Hammi says:

XDDD

could you add sora from kingdom hearts too, i think he is really awsum. Omg if you and wonchop and randy solem worked together in a collab that would be SO SWEET!! I mean u got teh ultimate powerz combined. You do art and wonchop do the tweening and randy solem would Do the sprites. SPRITE IS SO FUCKN AWESOME I THINK YOU SHOULD MAKE YOUR FREETOWN PROJECT ALL BASED ON SPRITES!! BECAUSE THEY ROXORZ!111 I wana make a request if you could do for me plzz. I got an idea for next flash. What if you did Inuyasha and Masterchief vs The Koopa Bros from SMBZ it would be liek 50x better than every flash you have done together. Soz if u got offended but face it its teh ultimate!!! ^___^; Lulz. And yeh Violet looks HAWT plz make teh boobs bigger and let Ravi touch them :DD Heehee. And sonic is soooo ghey, i like knucklz a lot better hes wayyyy cooler than any sonic characters ever existed and i bet he will become teh ultimate life form he can fuck shadow in the ASS. XD XD XD Lulz. Good luck with yur flashes and plz remember what i told you and dont forget to co author me!!!! I like your stuff but im picky, k so im giving you a free advice and you should be thankful o_o kthx.


Jul. 4, 2008 | 7:31 PM Gerkinman says:

Is it harder to write like that then it is to write normally?


Jul. 4, 2008 | 7:39 PM cr0mx says:

dude no this time youve gone too far

dont make fun of one of my favorite artists ever


Jul. 4, 2008 | 7:39 PM cr0mx says:

i will no longer be associated with the back alleys

u lost a fan

good day


Jul. 4, 2008 | 7:40 PM Aeonstars says:

I Love You.


Jul. 4, 2008 | 7:42 PM DawnOfDusk says:

plz be a joke, plz be a fucking joke... I loved project awesome.

How about watching "How to succeed on newgrounds" so you don't make this mistake.....


Jul. 4, 2008 | 7:55 PM Toonimated says:

lolazo


Jul. 4, 2008 | 7:58 PM JackBonneham says:

"Actually I dont really care for rtil with the exception of his gum cartoon.
Its just the small fact that everyone who supports and has contributed to the awesome series needs to be eradicated from the human gene pool. Sorry :'("

Actually Extremism I never said anything about supporting either artist, I think rtil is very talented and so is egorapter (albeit in VERY different ways). I merely have no respect for rtil seeing as how he can't merely leave another artist alone merely because they don't adhere to his standard of art. It's fine that he has an opinion and whatnot but he doesn't have to bring it up repeatedly nor in such an insulting manner


Jul. 4, 2008 | 8:00 PM TripleDK says:

Does 4th July also work as an extra 1st April in the US? Just wondering....


Jul. 4, 2008 | 8:02 PM sistem69 says:

are u kidding?!!!! ur my favourite author for a reason. u dont make parodies but ur graffics are awesome. u dont need parodies to be on the top. ur on the top 50 right now. all i can say is:
PLZ DONT CHANGE UR STYLE.


Jul. 4, 2008 | 8:13 PM lenkobiscuit says:

OMG u relly remind me of eggraper he is a very gud artist ^.^


Jul. 4, 2008 | 8:22 PM YK-Blaze says:

thats it i figured it out!
rtill is an annoying bitch and a moron
i no longer respect/a fan
fuck you!
good day


Jul. 4, 2008 | 8:47 PM BoMToons says:

You're sure you don't smoke da weedz?


Jul. 4, 2008 | 8:51 PM MAYORMCHEESE says:

awesome of the colossus
awesomenauts
awesome kong country

etc


Jul. 4, 2008 | 9:04 PM wasb says:

Then you should make metal gear awesome awesome! It would be lulz worthy!


Jul. 4, 2008 | 9:10 PM chocobowz says:

You need to draw with your eyes closed.


Jul. 4, 2008 | 9:22 PM Luis says:

i fixed your actionscript for ya!

gotoAndPlay ("same-rant different post");


Jul. 4, 2008 | 9:26 PM topcatyo says:

Ass
Titties
Ass 'n tittes
Ass ass
titties titties
Ass 'n titties


Jul. 4, 2008 | 9:34 PM Zombie-Pimp says:

LOL 'copyright infringement what?' Good read.


Jul. 4, 2008 | 9:36 PM Rhete says:

The sad part is I would like to see you actually animate this. Just one episode though, you know, FOR THE FANS


Jul. 4, 2008 | 9:54 PM Anigen says:

what the hell why is violets hair some pink shit and not its natural purple

fucking talentless hack get off newgrounds


Jul. 4, 2008 | 10:55 PM PiGPEN says:

i only clicked here cuz i saw "awesome" in the title.


Jul. 4, 2008 | 11:33 PM speeling says:

do you need voice actors boii?


Jul. 4, 2008 | 11:39 PM ImpendingRiot says:

LOL I LOVE THE PIC! JETSET AWESOME!


Jul. 4, 2008 | 11:40 PM MRat says:

Satiremon I CHOOSE YOU!


Jul. 4, 2008 | 11:52 PM SSJ1SonGokou says:

I don't know what's worse. That fact that people believe this is a serious post, or the fact that people actually support this change...


Jul. 5, 2008 | 12:53 AM EvilSeed says:

This just keeps going and going and going and going....


Jul. 5, 2008 | 1:15 AM greamer22 says:

if this is true im gonna kill myself


Jul. 5, 2008 | 1:18 AM FleckoGold says:

"ok, the characters were terrible. They looked like pedophiles. They had dumb features such as nose plasters and retarded hair. And to make matters worse it had the most cheesy dialogue I've ever heard. "No-one wins in this city." That made me cringe dude. As for the Graphics and Sound, they were amazing. But it had the origionality of a bent spoon."


Jul. 5, 2008 | 1:23 AM NegativeONE says:

It sucks, I know. Hang in there :P


Jul. 5, 2008 | 1:39 AM CoolDrMoney says:

I hate it when you do yardwork, and you have sap from trees you been cuttin down on your hands

And then you go to the bathroom and grab your dick

And your hand gets stuck to your dick and you rip it off

And then your dick has sap on it

So it ends up sticking to your pants and is very uncomfortable!


Jul. 5, 2008 | 1:50 AM EvilSeed says:

...and going and going and going....


Jul. 5, 2008 | 1:54 AM Josh-B says:

You and your crazy-ass pointless rants...


Jul. 5, 2008 | 2:16 AM hotbulletslug says:

And...here...we...go!


Jul. 5, 2008 | 3:31 AM ravemastaj says:

Tl;Dr
Lulz! No, but serious business-like, you have to make a name on your on stuff before ppl take you seriously, and the fact that you can make fun of Project Freetown with Project Awesometown means that it's big enough to make money already! So! Continue Project Freetown by all means necessario!
Hoorays for free monies!


Jul. 5, 2008 | 3:31 AM Shadowii2 says:

Yet again, it's people's taste what they like and they appear to like "Awesome".


Jul. 5, 2008 | 3:48 AM Sinitron says:

man wat does violet eat to get such a lovely hair color

i bet its anime-o's HO HO HO GET IT HA HA HA I AM A MOTHERFUCKING GENIUS I WILL FUCKING COPYRIGHT THIS SO NONE OF YA'LL NIGGGAZ CAN STEAL MY FUCKEN JOKES GURR HURR HURR BUY MY RECORDS


Jul. 5, 2008 | 4:40 AM Snubby says:

I don't know man, you're a good animator but you're a fucking prick. Say all the hateful things you want about others, I'm not impressed. You're coming off as a smug asshole when you write shit like that.


Jul. 5, 2008 | 4:42 AM Starberry says:

what up


Jul. 5, 2008 | 6:35 AM lenkobiscuit says:

"I don't know man, you're a good animator but you're a fucking prick. Say all the hateful things you want about others, I'm not impressed. You're coming off as a smug asshole when you write shit like that."

He's only having a laugh man : /


Jul. 5, 2008 | 6:44 AM Apophic says:

THIS SOUNDS AWRSUM CAN YOU BRING IT OUT RIGHT NOW?!?! lol jst kidding i dont think u shoud brin it out now bring it out wen its finished ^_^ XDXDXD TEH


Jul. 5, 2008 | 7:21 AM super-sense says:

HAHAHAHA no one cares what you think any more rtil. I used to like you but now your arrogance has put me off you. Just because you don't like something doesn't mean everyone else should have to listen to your bitching. Get over yourself and shut the hell up.


Jul. 5, 2008 | 7:43 AM Pakonjo says:

YEAH BIYETCH. U FAGGOT ASS CUNT. ARROGANT PIECE OF SHYT. FUCK U MAYN. TAKE UR SHYT SUMWHERE ELZE OR IMMA RAM YO ASS LIKE DA BIYETCH U R!! HOMO CRACKER ASS!!!11

SUCK MAH DICK U FAGGOT AHAHAHHHAHAHH!!!!1


Jul. 5, 2008 | 8:17 AM fullmetal-ozelot says:

you and egoraptor should have babies ... those could make flashes which are original and funneh :3


Jul. 5, 2008 | 8:53 AM Epicness says:

Jul. 4, 2008 | 6:05 PM CF-Productions says:
You showed a comment from Masterswordman which gave me a eerie feeling seeing as it was happening to other animators. Everyone seems to be making "What if egoraptor did..." it's depressing.

I remembered that blog post by rtil but I forgot about it, nice for bringing it up. It is depressing nowadays since the Egoraptor phase is still traveling by. And for someone like rtil, who was nominated for movie of the year for 2007, to decide to go 'Awesome' (which the novelty will wear off eventually on the Ego style, especially with all the non-ego submissions), it breaks my NG heart. Either that, or just a random joke that rtil is playing on us. It seems like Awesome Awesome at this point in rtil's post. Then scratch what I just said. Pull something new out of the animation hat! There are still some good, original artists around like SamBakZa (There She Is), JAZZA (:the Composer:), The-Swain and Stamper (they make cock jokes more original than the rest of NG, and Blockhead was an interesting concept, still that random humor but actually good graphics), Get-lost AKA Oscar Johansson (Castle, in which the latest one he's working on I'm so freaking pumped about), and I could go on and on (there is a limit though, most are turned Ego). Whether this is a joke, or for real, you should know that in the long haul, originality that has been so common with your animations (don't see too many sprite music videos or parkourish type submissions do you) will prevail over spoofs.


Jul. 5, 2008 | 8:58 AM GenArmegeddon says:

*yawn* Boring

We all know your dispute between you and Egoraptor, it's getting kinda retarded now...
Go bash Egoraptor somewhere else. Ashfordpride's spoof on him was funny. Your is not.
And the fact that you hate immature Wii playing pot smoking Newgrounders, like a lot of people on this site, has been said FAR to many times by other people.

You animate badass rtil, but you and i know you are a terrible person.


Jul. 5, 2008 | 9:41 AM mystic8ball says:

This post enrages and amuses me at the same time.


Jul. 5, 2008 | 9:59 AM TimFrommeyer says:

i dont mind much


Jul. 5, 2008 | 10:19 AM LazyMuffin says:

You're horribly talented but you're taking this whole thing way too serious.
You're on a site where most of the demographic are gamers, so obviously they'll enjoy game parodies.

You're beating a dead horse.


Jul. 5, 2008 | 10:25 AM JonBro says:

What ever happened to Awesome Fingers or Neurotically Awesome? lol


Jul. 5, 2008 | 10:38 AM Bogswallop says:

WOW RTIL MAKING FUN OF OTHER FLASH ARTISTS TOTALLY DOESN'T MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A WHINY BITCH! YOU ARE TOTALLY A COMIC GENIUS TAKING WHAT OTHER PEOPLE DID AND MAKING FUN OF IT

just

like

video game

parodies

oh snap!


Jul. 5, 2008 | 11:12 AM Epicness says:

Oh, and what do you think of rtil_gayness.swf by AlmightyHans? I was just wondering your opinion.


Jul. 5, 2008 | 11:28 AM RWA says:

You still ain't getting off Egoraptor shit......leave him alone and do your shit,instead of just posting how much you hate him


Jul. 5, 2008 | 12:25 PM Ansel says:

i love you, rtil


Jul. 5, 2008 | 12:32 PM MishkaMash says:

damn looka them comments


Jul. 5, 2008 | 12:43 PM Mang0-chan says:

LOL. I never knew you can bitch so well. Like all the other fags on the internetz.

Don't you think you made out of this a big deal? Your not any better then the people you make fun of :]
And fuck, I bet you never actually listened to anything Egoraptor said about the awesome series. WAIT! sorry, your too smart and original to do that, I forgot. You don't have time not to take thing to seriously.

So he's video game parodies are more popular then your stupid spin off on Vinnie's CCC series ( http://www.newgrounds.com/collection/
ccccity.html
)
Get real man! You think 13 year old boys want to see people ride on roller skates? DO THEY HELL! They want to see parodies with they're favorite video game characters and huge anime b00bs!
Bashing successful people because you fail is just stupid. LOL get back to Myspace you emo bitch.


Jul. 5, 2008 | 12:44 PM MRat says:

NewGrounds: Where The Only Jokes People Get Are in Cartoons About Video Games.


Jul. 5, 2008 | 12:59 PM Falconier111 says:

I dearly hope you're joking, because when I read this, my faith in humanity dropped into the negatives.


Jul. 5, 2008 | 2:05 PM sorbitol says:

Tonight, people are gonna die...

...I'm a man of my word...


Jul. 5, 2008 | 2:07 PM Ansel says:

lol@mang0-chan and internet badassery


Jul. 5, 2008 | 2:10 PM x-factor11 says:

This blog post is making me so hot right now :O


Jul. 5, 2008 | 2:45 PM deathmaks says:

nice wall of text :3


Jul. 5, 2008 | 3:20 PM mystic8ball says:

You should also Replace the plot with Dragon Ball Z's plot, AND you should also replace all characters with Mario and Sonic characters.

DURRRR


Jul. 5, 2008 | 3:27 PM Sinitron says:

panty shot

cant complain

i didnt even touch her

so i cant be blamed


Jul. 5, 2008 | 3:33 PM doondeka says:

THIS BETTER BE A JOKE!!! plz be a joke!!!


Jul. 5, 2008 | 3:34 PM Slick says:

oh you <3


Jul. 5, 2008 | 4:33 PM BMack24 says:

the people who think you're serious are even funnier than the post itself.


Jul. 5, 2008 | 8:56 PM BillyMonks says:

fukkin slout


Jul. 5, 2008 | 11:16 PM Floodmaster says:

Hey rtil... you sound so fucking jealous of Egoraptor! :) Maybe you should just quit your ranting and save your energy for your little flash projects or get a job and put it to good use there. Either way your temper tantrums are only making a fool of yourself.

One more thing... does your mother know you're talking like this on the internet?

Hugs and kisses,
Dad


Jul. 6, 2008 | 3:57 AM SuperSmurf says:

you really fucking hate him huh?


Jul. 6, 2008 | 6:39 PM Tonchiki says:

Holy crud, rtil, you finally exploded. I've always shared your concerns about the growing predicament of originality and whatnot, and your cartoons have long provided a source of inspiration for me. However, that said, I think this is taking it a bit too far. Everyone knows you hate this crap. I'm starting to get agitated that this is all that seems to be coming out of your mouth lately. And if not, it's masking what IS coming out of your mouth, through your own fault.
Welcome to the Internet, where original talent is seldom recognized, and authors of said talent are never credited. There's not a whole lot you can do about it. I'm sure no one considers the Awesome series a staple of animation, and if they do, they surely don't care about what really matters in animation. Are these the people you should be screaming at? They won't listen. Everyone who cares already knows. I'm starting to get annoyed at the Awesome series, too, but I just ignore it, because you can't tell people what to do in their free time. Things like that are good for a laugh, but are not to be considered anything substantial, which seems to be what you're not getting. People like them because they are an amusing diversion that doesn't take much effort to create nor watch. I think if you took the energy with which you put down things like that and used it to promote what you hold dear, you'd actually get places.

But, you know, do as you will. Just know that I'm among those awaiting another Freetown. There are people that actually recognize your and others talents, but many are turned off by stuff like this. It's not a good image.


Jul. 6, 2008 | 11:40 PM MAYORMCHEESE says:

are people actually taking this post seriously?

*woosh*


Jul. 6, 2008 | 11:55 PM LR-zeph says:

meh, some people actually like the awesome series, it appears all your doing is venting, but so far im not thinking anything here is funny, so im just going with a remark by souled: oh dear...


Jul. 7, 2008 | 12:44 AM dorak says:

Holy shit talk about a load of hot air. Why are the most talented people ALWAYS the most arrogant whiners?


Jul. 7, 2008 | 2:11 AM theGURUofGANJA420 says:

your a complete douchebag already with all this awesome hatred of yours.
we get it. you HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE what egoraptor is doing to NG and animation in general. get over it! ego has to put food on his fuckin table like anybody else man. tm, copyright? SO?!? he's funny and the awesome toons rock. DA END


Jul. 7, 2008 | 4:13 AM homor says:

theGURUofGANJA420 loves the taste of his own cum.


Jul. 7, 2008 | 6:44 AM Plasmodius says:

God, I love you.


Jul. 7, 2008 | 9:33 AM InuBlade360 says:

My eyes are vomiting blood.


Jul. 7, 2008 | 11:59 AM pthouse says:

I gotta say, rtil, that a long time ago I was a huge fan of yours for Metropolis Circuit and the idea of Project Freetown. I really wish you didn't abandon that story, because in Metropolis Circuit you have explanations for the different areas of the world of Freetown, or maybe you didn't abandon it and just put it on hold, I don't know. Also I do agree with you over the video game parodies, even though I animated about half the episodes of Bowser's Kingdom, and did a small amount of work in the Smash Kingdom episodes. I am sick of doing parodies, and keep making up my own stories, start working on them and end up getting preoccupied with something, like an actual job or whatever. But anyway, I'll make my point... You have to get over yourself with this continuous hate for parodies! Maybe you're changing someone's mind about the subject, but come on man, keep working on your stuff because that's what I want to see from you. You're really wasting your time and energy spewing this shit out and not concentrating your talent on something worth while. I know you're fed up with not getting the credit you should be getting, but do something about it! Don't keep bitching about it, instead use your time to make better and better animations and there's no way people won't give you credit. Honestly, your constant nagging is making me think you're very unprofessional, but you are right about what you're saying. Please just set aside your distaste for parodies and work on your own material, and I would be extremely happy. Good luck with everything!


Jul. 7, 2008 | 1:09 PM MysticShinHanKu says:

Is there any newgrounds flash artist that you DON'T hate/bash/rant/whine at?

I mean...the way you trash Swain's stuff is beyond me. That guy has some serious talent. I just don't understand you. You are such a whiner. This is the fucking internet, dude. Be happy you have talents and shut up.


Jul. 7, 2008 | 2:13 PM PJEskoria says:

Thank you!


Jul. 7, 2008 | 3:50 PM zoed says:

haha its funny....you don hate the swain and egoraptor because of what they make....its because they made it before you and they got alot more credit for it than you and your "project made-before-sci-fi-city"....man your a pussy.


Jul. 7, 2008 | 5:27 PM trashcanman says:

lmao retard


Jul. 7, 2008 | 5:28 PM trashcanman says:

rtil is a cynical and humorous person


Jul. 7, 2008 | 5:47 PM WackoutWo says:

COCK JOKE


Jul. 7, 2008 | 7:10 PM Voodoo says:

Hey,watch it buddy! I smoke weed, but I certainly haven't played the wii yet!

the nerve of some people. >:c


Jul. 7, 2008 | 8:19 PM SirSloth says:

hahaha this is amazing, the copyright and tm symbol XD


Jul. 7, 2008 | 8:45 PM risethemuffin says:

jeez rtil you know i love your animations man but i hope this is a joke =( your animations are some of the best ive ever seen. Why do ya have't to do this, i mean this better be a joke and lazy muffins right you shou;dn't be doing this your not just beating a dead hourse your beating newgrounds with a hammer =( c'mon man this feud with you and egoraptors a little fucking old so shut the fuck up.....im sorry i said that but please just let egoraptor do his thing and let you do your thing got it!!!!!?????


Jul. 8, 2008 | 1:26 AM MysticShinHanKu says:

on a side note..........I truly love your avatar...always have :p


Jul. 8, 2008 | 2:01 AM notorious says:

oh man rtil that is it you have crossed the line finally! You are so funny when you rant and do funny voice-acting for things that i could care less about/that i don't like but when you do the same with something so AWESOME as the awesome series then that is just utter bullshit! As Luis said, 'Egoraptor is funny when he bitches, you're not'. There is only one reason for this, my good sir. It is because when Egoraptor bitches he doesn't hurt anyone's feelings because he's just bitching about video games which is something everyone wants to hear, rtil, NOT UNIMPORTANT SHIIIT LIKE CRITICIZING OTHER AUTHOR'S STYLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Luis was clearly hurt by this, as he is obeously a big fan of Egoraptor, go back to ranting about something that DOESN'T offend people like Egoraptor you fuckn bitch!!!!! That's what really matters!! P.S. when's project freetown gonna be out


Jul. 8, 2008 | 2:04 AM notorious says:

oh and P.s.S. just had to respond to this awesome comment!!

"haha its funny....you don hate the swain and egoraptor because of what they make....its because they made it before you and they got alot more credit for it than you and your "project made-before-sci-fi-city"....man your a pussy."

This persons is SOOOOO RIGHT rtil, listen to them. Maybe when you have an original idea like making a video game parody or a series based around somebody that does stupid things for comic relief you will come back and people will listen!


Jul. 8, 2008 | 2:11 AM notorious says:

P.S.S.S. did i meantion yet SHUT UPP


Jul. 8, 2008 | 2:23 AM wooosh says:

man you used t be a great animator, but now look at you what goes next get into the kittykrew?
are you hacked?
or something
srsly you used to be my inspiration to be an animator on flash and do the same good videos like metropolis circuit and move your feet
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Jul. 8, 2008 | 4:04 AM FrozenFire says:

Lulz.


Jul. 8, 2008 | 7:31 AM Kaelum says:

According to Newgrounds, if you're not 100% serious, you've 'cracked'

BTW, IT'S NOW NOT ORIGINAL TO TRY TO BE ORIGINAL. JUST GO WITH THE FLOW AND COPY VIDEO GAMES RTIL!!!1


Jul. 8, 2008 | 5:00 PM hypergamer8789 says:

HOLY SHIT THERE'S SO MANY COMMENTS HERE.
Also, it'd be okay if oney sepiroth does it because no one cares, but YOU!?!?!?!?ONEONEONE1?!?! NO EGORAPTOR, DON'T DRAW THE GOOD ARTISTS INTO YOUR GAPING JAW OF VIDEO GAME PARODIES! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO/CAPS.


Jul. 8, 2008 | 6:01 PM lenkobiscuit says:

"man you used t be a great animator, but now look at you what goes next get into the kittykrew?"

rtil started out as a member of the Star Syndicate.


Jul. 8, 2008 | 6:55 PM MojoFilter says:

Oh, I get it. You're jealous of Egoraptor

That's cute


Jul. 8, 2008 | 10:20 PM Gate-keeper-girl says:

YEAH AND THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE LIKE, A CAMEO OF MEGAMAN COME IN, AND THRUST HIS METAL PENIS ALL OVER THE PLACE AND BE LIKE
"HEY. VIOLET"
"YEAH MEGAMAN?"
"I HAVE A PENIS."
-lololololololol cock joke-

THEN THERE WOULD BE LIKE, LINK IN THERE, BUT HE WOULD HAVE SUNGLASSES, AND ROLLERSKATES, AND IT WOULD BE FUCKING AMAZING CUS LINK IS SO FUCKING COOL. RTIL, RTIL, YOU SHOULD ALSO HAVE IT ON iTUNES SO WE CAN WATCH THIS FUCKING AWESOME SHIT ON THE GO!!

So wait, Egoraptor is releasing a DVD? That's downright retarded.
"Hey. You can watch this for FREE on newgrounds but what about METAL GEAR AWESOME 2, ON YOUR 72 FLATSCREEN TV???!!"

Again, I agree with you, but the lemmings are always going to take the easy-route to their newgrounds entertainment. Videogames+ Cockjoke= pure genius (To them)

I will gladly stand with you against the waves of twits clogging the NG populace.


Jul. 9, 2008 | 12:34 AM sonikuu1 says:

Alright I can't tell if your just venting your anger or bitching about Egorapter. (again) Also you need to stop putting down other artists like a little pansy. Like The-Swain. I mean cmon he has great animating skills and he's funny. So stop your whining and let them do their stuff and you do yours.


Jul. 9, 2008 | 1:22 AM MRat says:

rtil you're such a big meany why are you such a big meany rtil god you're always just bitching and whining and bitching jesus you're so mean GOD


Jul. 9, 2008 | 2:13 AM SSJ1SonGokou says:

Heh, it's amazing how the Newgrounds community is. Your Metal Gear Funnies collaboration score gets lower and lower everyday. It just shows you how many people love their video game parodies... And to top it all off, your newest collaboration you submitted was blammed by the Newgrounds community... Heh, how the intelligence level seems to decrease everyday.


Jul. 9, 2008 | 4:02 AM SuperSmurf says:

WOULD YOU LIKE A FREE LOLLIPOP!?!?!?!?


Jul. 9, 2008 | 6:43 AM EdgeoftheWorld says:

Ok,while I respect your opinion,Parodies are a type of comedy,just because you hate them to the end of the godforsaken earth doesn't mean you have rights to bash people for their own styles,you are just taking this way too far,and if you hate them so much,why do you dedicate your "life" to bashing people who do parodies?It's a bit like a pathetic cry for attention if you ask me.


Jul. 9, 2008 | 10:38 AM jtm17 says:

Recognise that Parodies Have actually MADE THIS SITE BETTER

Everyone watches Parodies........

This is Just Boring now..

But I have total respect for you as an artist


Jul. 9, 2008 | 11:41 AM Robot-Ninja89 says:

I don't think that would be a good idea...for one thing, Egoraptor might think you're plagaizing his Awesome series (unless you asked him, of course), and that Awesome is for making parodies of video games, not a made-up series.


Jul. 9, 2008 | 3:05 PM Mad-Mardigan says:

OMG I LUV TEH AWSOME MOVIES!!!!11111
ASSFROMATICS


Jul. 9, 2008 | 3:33 PM OdHero says:

'' really wish you didn't abandon that story, because in Metropolis Circuit you have explanations for the different areas of the world of Freetown, or maybe you didn't abandon it and just put it on hold, I don't know. Also I do agree with you over the video game parodies, even though I animated about half the episodes of Bowser's Kingdom, and did a small amount of work in the Smash Kingdom episodes.''

OMFG that is hilarious. Oh wow haha that is geniune haha what a laugh.


Jul. 9, 2008 | 11:03 PM Skraggy says:

Oh ok


Jul. 10, 2008 | 10:16 AM Gavin says:

lmao


Jul. 10, 2008 | 6:42 PM Mistah-T says:

Reading these comments makes me laugh.


Jul. 10, 2008 | 6:53 PM Lasse says:

best of june
3 of the top 5 are awesome style stuff
also the 6th one is too


Jul. 11, 2008 | 1:21 AM klopatng says:

When you wrote "awesome grounds" I truly felt guilty for liking egoraptor. Now that you're using his exact same style of parody, however...


Jul. 11, 2008 | 4:27 AM MeLucky says:

rtil says:

religion is barbaric, especially yours. we have this thing called free speech, and we are allowed to practice it.

so get over it.

we don't live in the stone age anymore, humanity should be free from the shackles of religion.

OUCH. You don't even understand Islam. Why should you tihnk you understand it.
I myself am not a muslim but I stand up for everyone. Plus, you're a nerd.


Jul. 11, 2008 | 1:04 PM Mang0-chan says:

"we have this thing called free speech, and we are allowed to practice it."

That is what I'm doing good sir. :)


Jul. 11, 2008 | 3:00 PM ReignOfHell says:

Epic Troll is Epic Troll.


Jul. 11, 2008 | 4:21 PM Ansel says:

if i see one more fucking person ask if this is real, i will end my life


Jul. 11, 2008 | 11:40 PM hypergamer8789 says:

ZOMG IS THIS REAL?


Jul. 12, 2008 | 12:32 AM dave-ion says:

Thatt project awesometown sounds pretty gay. Stick with original things,I say.


Jul. 12, 2008 | 6:16 PM Oney says:

good idea! now your characters look bearable. PS those square headphones are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ORIGIONAL!!!!!!!!!!!!! i mean square headphones? no-one but you would ever think of that!


Jul. 13, 2008 | 1:32 PM nintendork64 says:

have you been hacked? all the sudden you change your style and post a bunch of random crap...


Jul. 13, 2008 | 6:57 PM UncompleteableTeaser says:

everything will be ok eventually


Jul. 13, 2008 | 7:20 PM Greg-Anims says:

ahahaha, i laughed SO much at this! It needs to be said. You are a god of free speech on NG, and i fucking love your animations. Hope project freetown goes well an you stick with it..

ALSO, i think your going about Project Awesometown completely the wrong way. Why dont you just scream into a microphone and swear loads, just start screaming and..watch nintendo or something and start shouting observations and swearing loads like "FUCKING HELL THERES LIKE HUGE YELLOW BEES EVERYWHERE AND WHAT THE FUCCKKKK, URRGHHGHA THERES SPIKES FUCKKKK IM GOING SO FASTT WUUUT THE FAWWWKKK". If anyone complains about the art, just say its your style ok?

RIGHT! Next, dont just put it on the internet like other shitty flash animators, such as SambakZa and Adam Phillips... release it on DVD! The graphics are so good, that everyone will NEED to watch it in amazing HD, instead of just watching it on a shitty computer screen right? I mean, its not like Newgrounds is gonna pay you....right? ....right.......no?


Jul. 13, 2008 | 8:34 PM Greg-Anims says:

oh, and before everyone goes onto my profile to talk trash, like theyve done to rtil...

i feel the need to say- Egoraptor is an amazing voice actor, and the MGA series has really improved. His animation in Awesome Gaiden was brilliant, and i respect that he is putting more effort into the art and animation.

BUT COMMON! this awesome stuff, is overrated, and overdone. and it needs to stop.
Awesome Gaiden is above Sambakzas/Adam Phillips amazing work at the moment...despite it being like..about 30seconds long?
which really proves the point people are making about all the video game parodies..


Jul. 13, 2008 | 10:23 PM Revolution-Wolf says:

C'mon, people! Rtil's finally snapped just like the rest of us. But since it took him longer, he did it in such a spectacular fashion that San Diego Comic Con is going to be an AWKWARD affair, at best.


Jul. 14, 2008 | 12:39 AM peanutbutterclawk says:

there are 36 movies in the top 50 highest rated, 14 games.
16 are parodies and 12 are sequels.

So that's like 8 original movies. :/


Jul. 14, 2008 | 2:53 PM ViolenceAddict says:

...If this actually happens, my brain will melt and I will go on a rampage.


Jul. 14, 2008 | 5:45 PM RabidSquirrelStudios says:

Seriously though, all 'u ashole rtil,' I used to blame Egoraptors fans for making him so over popular. Now I just think he is a fucking sell out, Awesome Gaiden had no fucking talent and wasn't even fucking funny. Notice how 90% of his fans are below 13, and 100% of his enemies can spell?


Jul. 16, 2008 | 3:16 AM willobeen says:

Don't you think its kind of stupid to go out of your way to insult someone who is obviously having fun with what he's doing? While I don't like the Awesome series I'm not flailing my arms screaming how much it doesn't deserve its spot. (which it doesn't.)


Jul. 17, 2008 | 7:52 PM GoldbloodedDragon says:

No.


Jul. 18, 2008 | 2:48 AM The-Swain says:

Hey congrats on getting your character on the poster!


Jul. 18, 2008 | 5:39 AM DarKsidE555 says:

rtil, you funny little drama queen you. ;)


Jul. 18, 2008 | 8:13 PM Emanhattan says:

I love you


Jul. 18, 2008 | 8:21 PM Emanhattan says:

I liked your metal gear collab a million times more than the original


Jul. 19, 2008 | 10:50 PM GenArmegeddon says:

But the funny thing is... Project Freetown AND Awesome Series are both on the Comic-Con 2008 poster... that makes me laugh.


Jul. 21, 2008 | 6:14 PM Emanhattan says:

thats great, now you will be as popular as egoraptor! : D

when will people understand how much effort an awesome movie takes to be done?


Jul. 21, 2008 | 8:53 PM nollen says:

Rtil, why do you hate people who are more successful than you. Do I smell JEALOUSY?


Jul. 21, 2008 | 9:20 PM Wiiporter says:

Can't wait lol


Jul. 23, 2008 | 2:37 PM Zwickel says:

Rtil's my neighbour and he is serious about this, so people, refrain from hatred.
May the new era of pure AWESOMENESS begin.


Jul. 27, 2008 | 11:06 PM Fawx says:

Bah. You phail.

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