Can I be lawyer?

lol, this is heart warming

you know what goes down in the ring, son. it's your own fault for not countering with the piclownjew punchback thrust

This was only semi hilarious. I commend your effort, though.

I forgive you...

But could you ever forgive me?

;-;

Why can't I be a lawyer? WHY!?!?!

And I recognize Arkre as the referee!!!

I CALLS EM AS I SEES 'EM

... you're not serious, are you? there was no such battle. and if it was an animation thing, then you couldn't have hurt you're hand.

basically i'm saying: poorly executed joke

i think he's e-living in an e-hole

Is the Knoxinator a cheap move that can turn hands into clay?

so what did you do with the pudding?

Hi. I am a lawyer. Contact me.

I'm a whore and I need some attention.

"when he fought two-time heavyweight (and i mean heavyweight) champion Pikanjo."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

oh and all unique individuals type in lower case.

Mindchamber's a real dick. RIGHT???

STOP DISSIN NEWGROUNDS

needs moar !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Arrteel comes a swingin.

Why in court, show them who's boss old stile, make a fight and bring ur purplegorillas!

sweet mother of my mother's mother!!!

BE HATIN DAWG?

Soooo... You're suing Newgrounds just because an artist made you lose in a Unexisting fight? That doesn't make any sense!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Oh, I GET IT! It's a joke, right? I can sense it 25 000 miles away!

Stp ruinng NEWGROMS!

When he used the knoxinator on you, you should've countered with an ill will press. Works every time.

The Egoraptor and Alvin-Earthworm vs. illwillpress and The-Swain tag-team match at Tweenamania in August was just too predictable. I saw what special guest referee Kirbopher would do a mile away. And while I didn't expect IWP to hit Rina-chan after she took out The-Swain from the apron, it still ended just as I bet it would: Alvin delivered the Yiffinator to IWP, then tagged in Egoraptor who finished IWP with the Awesomization, 1, 2, 3, Alvin and Egoraptor win. At least your match was interesting, and nobody expected Mindchamber to use the Knoxinator. Mindchamber earned his heat with that move, and that's what makes us viewers watch that sort of thing.

duhhh im mindchamber why are you insulting me again duuh

mindchamber more like gaschamber

I'll TAKE the case!
As your attorney, I advise you to tell me where you put the goddamn mescaline.

That was very entertaining to read.

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME!!!

Wow it's a good thing I'm remotely familiar with Newgrounds usernames or this would have made my head explode.

Hey best of luck to you, but if you succeed in destroying Newgrounds, please make a new flash site for me to blow time on.

Careful though, if you think Newgrounds is dirty in the ring, you haven't seen their filth in court. Think of all the characters they could use to represent them. Nobody wants to be on the bad end of a Blockhead prosecution.

What ever happened to knox.

i still <3 u and your work

what the shit? I am confused.

I thought you were just some bot put together by a basement dwelling re- I mean Tom Fulp. That you are a real person is amazing to me. However, you have no grounds to sue Newgrounds.

I seen your profile and... I dont know your age, gender or location or an anything else!

WHO ARE YOU!?!?!?!?!

Since when can an unknown person even do this?!

maybe I 2 am living under an e-rock, but what the hell is going on ? a battle of whose the best artist ? or animator ? or is this all a joke ? ... eh, I dun get it at all. Good luck ... I guess

Learn how to properly use the shift key.

Sup cutie.

We seem to have upset the boy.

I knoxinated your mom. OHHHHHHHHHHH!

Taking down the man by exposing their secrets...

Even better: Taking down the man by redirecting the youth to a more entertaining environment that you made yourself. Now you can be the big man!

can i be the person that goes in and goes like shoop de whoop and kills everyone :3

even if mindchamber didnt use the KNOXINATOR you probably could not have won

Um dude you can't be serious your gonna be suing newgrounds?!

hmp...

you,
me,
in the newgrounds arena

how bout it?

im feelin like being a hero right about now lol...

l8s

suing newgronds? yeah right
youre yesterdays news, man. forget it

u juz mad cuz mindchamfer pwned u liek a lil noobie
-_____^

OK, BUDDY!, Sounds like big trouble. You're going to need plenty of legal advice before this thing is over. As your attorney, I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top. And you'll need the cocaine. Tape recorder for special music. Acapulco shirts. Get the hell out of L.A. for at least 48 hours. Blows my weekend.

Hey, from wht we can tell, you should be thankful to be abl to stand up and no be in a wheelchair! Be glad you got into the 12th heat, be thankful you did not lose your right lower arm!

But an illegal move? That jackass

which side am I on?

rtil, this is where I draw the line...

_____________________________________
_______________ See, right there.

ur obsesed with mindchamber. he blocked u from him usrepage so u have to get his attension by making this post. do u think about him at nite when u touch ur peepee?

Remember, Purplegorillas, use them.

i'ma give u 5 days :D

Wow, I havn't heard the name legendary frog in years. I thought he was dead.

my balls are frozen

whats the matter dont feel up to it?

im not a fan i dont mension him in news like u do in evry news u make. admit u love him and go on a date. ur a OBSSESSED mindchmber fan.

Does it feel that you life's become a catastrophe?
Oh, it has to be for you to grow, boy.
When you look through the years and see what you could
have been oh, what might have been,
if you'd had more time.

So, when the day comes to settle down,
Who's to blame if you're not around?
You took the long way home...
You took the long way home...

ARTIST: Supertramp, SONG: "Long Way Home"

You know what? You SHOULD STOP DECLARING SHENANIGANS AND SUING OTHER PEOPLE FOR NO REASON: This is what caused WW1, WW2, Cold War, and all the sodding conflicts that existed and exists in this world! Of course, if you're just kidding, then I won't bother you anymore with shenanigans, like the time Stewie Griffin complained about that fake laser gun, because he thought it was a real one! (OK, I'm getting silly with the Family Guy reference...)

What a dirty cheater. I can't believe newgrounds supports this man.

i herd u liek macs

I think i get it but im not sure do i get it?

Tell me Im getting it.

Chill, an artist is a person who sits for hours working on an image. not a public spokes person, if he won he won, what was the fight for? a golden Mario? If you do something right, people will not know you have done anything at all...or they will and it will be fuc&ing epic.

u mak cool movez i mean moveez

this hand of mine glows with an awesome power

u will never get my animes, wade will delet u first

Before you go, can i take a pic of you having gay sex with mindchamber.

FOR THE LAW!

you know they have that cellular regrowth shit down at med labs...
if your not against stem cell research get that arm of yours fixed then meet up l8r at the arena >_>

l8sorz : o

wow it's not the fact that you made this terrible joke, but because you still insist on responding to so many replies, most with random shit or terrible comebacks that we can't retaliate to because there's no way to respond to your response. Using that to your advantage to make the worst comebacks and still look like you're winning the argument. and if they've backed you into a corner with a series of contradictions and logical arguments, you respond with a message with a seemingly irrelevant topic, but is barely tangent to the matter at hand, allowing you to pass that off as a legit answer that "reinforces" your points. I bet you're going to do that to mine too. but youre probably tempted to prove me wrong and not do it or ignore it.

face it. youre not funny. youre not intimidating. youre not clever, quick, or witty. you're just an annoying brat crying out for attention who still says "tween"

I demand this to happen in the court of Phoenix Wright.
Nothing else is awesome enough.

knox exists?

I will represent you in court if needed, good sir.

DIBS ON THE PLANTIFF.

real ending: rtil was minchamber all this time!

They see me trollin'.

How's your jet set radio rip off coming along?

you are an awesome animator, and unless you actually broke your hand(even if you did, it would heal), dont sue, just keep making your awesome flashes, which is why you are on my favorites list

maybe if you lose the case i can pull an illegal ALVIN-EARTHWORM on that asshole

What the fuck is this shit?

go cry moar faggot

Woah shitits

rtil is faggot who just likes to rip off jetset radiofuter

Can I get a copy of Rina Chan gets Randy?

damn u prety gay u whack ass cracker no Grove St. love from @here2U fucken punk busta;

t3h int3rn3t tis seriouz buz1n355

:O

wtf are u talkin about?

Bill Cosby was much funnier with his older material.

Now i'm not really a dude that plays sides cause everything needs a balence in this crazy world but when something like that happens and the ref is to blind to see anyone would get mad i didn't really see what happend but in a wrestling match if the ref lets an unfair move pass the other wrestler would knock the ref into next week. I guess what i can say is good luck when ya go to ya court hearing but in the same way it be a bummer to see Newgrounds off the Interweb i've said my half

LOLZ!!! thats hilarius!!!!

X3

successful troll is successful

So, why are you suing Newgrounds?

MAKE HENTAI FLASHES THAT WILL BRING IN BIG BUX

what the hell is happening!

loud noises!

I'm sorry but I don't understand. What is this whole thing about? Real life or animation battle of some sort? I really don't understand. Would anybody care to explain please?

I am a single mother and my only son, Jamie, is 13. About six months ago I walked into his room to ask him if he wanted to come with me to my sister's house for the evening. I opened the door without knocking and gently knocked as I looked around the door. When I saw him he was half sitting half lying on the bed with an ENORMOUS erection in his hand. I just stood and stared in amazement as I saw that my 13 year old son had a much bigger penis than his father or any other man I had been with. He lay still for a moment staring back at me before starting back wanking his big cock again. I could not believe he was going to carry on and do it in front of me but I was transfixed and glued to the spot. He was breathing hard and looking right at me while I glanced at his face but stayed fixed on his huge, throbbing cock which was leaking precum from its bulbous head. He started to grunt and then he shot streams of thick spunk out all over his chest and stomach. It came out hard and in large amounts, maybe four big jets and a few small squirts. I stood dumbstruck as he lay panting and milking the last of his load from his still hard dick. He looked me right in the eye and grinned his gorgeous grin before saying, "Enjoy the show?" I just turned and left the room in a whirl of emotions. I walked around trying to think what to do but all I could do was think how fantastic his penis looked. I told myself it was wrong but I was turned on so I could not decide what to do. I sneaked home late that night so as to avoid him. I couldn't look at him the next morning but he was grinning all the time and trying to ask me what was wrong. He was saying things like I shouldn't worry about seeing him as he enjoyed it more than ever, and that he thought I enjoyed it too. I ignored him and when he asked me to admit I enjoyed watching, I walked out.

That night when he came home he was quiet and I thought he might have realised he was wrong to have flaunted himself in front of me. Later he was in the living room watching TV while I was doing some cleaning and I walked into the living room to dust the furniture. He was sitting on the couch stark naked with his clothes in a pile on the floor wanking his big, hard cock. I gasped and managed to ask him what the hell he was playing at. He grinned and said he was doing what we both wanted him to do. I said that was not true, but he calmly said that it was. Then he said, "I can tell because you keep staring at my cock. It's big for my age, isn't it?" I was shaking and I wanted to leave but I couldn't. I just kept on staring. He then told me how he had wanked with his friends and his cock was twice the size of some of theirs. I said I wasn't surprised. Then I said, "It's bigger than any grown man's I have seen in the flesh." I couldn't believe I was telling him that. I saw him grin proudly. "Is it really?" he asked, and I told him yes. "Do you like it?" he asked, and I told him yes. He wanked harder and panted and I saw his abs flexing and his massive penis swelling as he grunted that he was going to cum. He came even more and even harder than he had the night before, even hitting his face and neck with the first two jets. He must have shot eight or nine jets and as he lay sweating and panting. I was sweating and panting too.

I sat down next to him. He turned and looked at me, smiling. "Did you enjoy that as much as I did," he asked. I told him yes. "Well I'll be able to do it again if you want to do it for me," he said with a smile. I said he must be joking but he said no. As he stroked his still hard penis he invited me to take hold of it. I couldn't resist. I took hold of his fat, sticky shaft and squeezed it before stroking up its length and over the spermy head, then down the underside to his large balls. He giggled cheekily and said, "See mum, I knew you'd like it." I stroked and squeezed his cock and balls with one hand while I rubbed his chest and stomach with the other, smoothing the cum over his warm, smooth skin. I had told him before how well muscled he was for his age and I complimented him again as I felt his impressively firm and defined chest and stomach muscles beneath the film of spunk.

I began to wank his mighty penis harder and faster as I continued to rub his toned body. He was breathing deeply and saying, "Oh yes mum, I love it, you are doing it so good." I said, "I love wanking you Jamie. Your dick is so big and sexy." I kept on wanking him for a good ten minutes before his pants and moans became grunts and he said he was cumming. "Do it Jamie," I urged. He shot his second load out over his stomach and my hand. I rubbed his hot cum all over his body and then we both said how much we enjoyed it. I told him to go and shower and I went to my room and fingered myself to a quick and intense orgasm.

The next night I undressed him and I got a ruler and tape measure to see how big he actually was. I measured him at seven inches in length and 5 inches around. I then stripped off with him and we started stroking and wanking each other. He had never seen a woman naked before and I showed him where everything was. He came quickly but he then concentrated on getting me off and I came soon afterwards. We have continued in this way ever since, though we only do it a few times each week. We have a fantastic relationship. He has a girlfriend at school and lots of friends who he socialises with all the time. He is a totally level headed young man and we both understand what we do is just sexy fun. He is even bigger now and is getting more manly all the time. I will never have full sex with him as it would be totally wrong, even with protection, but I now see nothing wrong with our fun and hope it continues for another year or two.