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rtil

hey guys michael jackson is dead

Posted by rtil Jun. 26, 2009 @ 8:46 PM EDT

you know what this means?

all those hilarious michael jackson jokes are even more funny then they were in 1998

and as an added bonus they are super edgy !!

so come on down to the portal and get your 15 minutes, it's your only ticket to just a speck of the attention from the world the king of pop ever got. and let's face it - this may be your only chance!

it looks like one-trick pony catoblepas is already right on the job, and he took the best jab in the book! what a go-getter. so you better hurry up and get on the bandwagon! next stop - FAME!!!

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Updated: 06/26/09 8:49 PM Log in to comment! | Share this!

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97 Comments

Jun. 26, 2009 | 8:47 PM Maximus says:

I'm gonna be famous, Ma!


Jun. 26, 2009 | 8:49 PM MacSimon says:

Lovely frog there.
it really knows how to swing it. :P

Jun. 26, 2009 | 9:05 PM rtil responds:

2 frames of funk


Jun. 26, 2009 | 8:50 PM Mexifry says:

15 mins is too much time to spend.

Jun. 26, 2009 | 9:05 PM rtil responds:

in the internet age 15 minutes is a millisecond

but it may be enough to justify your existence


Jun. 26, 2009 | 8:51 PM zNelson24 says:

Oh well, he will be missed.

Now what other celebs will die in their 50s? Will it be Brittny? Paris? O.J?

You decide!


Jun. 26, 2009 | 8:53 PM Sausau says:

Hey man, it happened yesterday. The trend has passed.
:C

Jun. 26, 2009 | 9:07 PM rtil responds:

NO IT IS STILL FUNNY


Jun. 26, 2009 | 8:54 PM Kyaztro says:

that samuraclinton guy is going for seconds, he made another MJ tribute with sawnik sprites

Jun. 26, 2009 | 9:07 PM rtil responds:

sounds awful


Jun. 26, 2009 | 9:00 PM Zyphonee says:

Michael Jackson's death is a dead joke already. I'm getting my blam finger ready.

Jun. 26, 2009 | 9:08 PM rtil responds:

2 serve and protect teh portal 4 lyfe


Jun. 26, 2009 | 9:05 PM Brundaty says:

I'm bored. So no thanks.


Jun. 26, 2009 | 9:06 PM Ansel says:

(8:05:37 PM) reptilicus: sado masochistic frogs


Jun. 26, 2009 | 9:06 PM Mexifry says:

Are you making fun of my works or the fact that people get famous off people's deaths?
Or both? hehe

Jun. 26, 2009 | 9:10 PM rtil responds:

it could be about you

if you play your cards right


Jun. 26, 2009 | 9:12 PM Mexifry says:

Woo Im popular enough on average pixel collabs to be made fun of by a guy online who wins little pixel trophies on a website pretty much nobody i know personally knows about. lol

Jun. 26, 2009 | 9:21 PM rtil responds:

woah don't get ahead of yourself there champ i've never seen anything you've made

and from the looks of it it would seem like you're the one who cares about those pixel trophies

Updated: Jun. 26, 2009, 9:21 PM

Jun. 26, 2009 | 9:13 PM rapcathackysack says:

you both are kinda on the same maturity level but
animation wise rtil >catboleasasf

Jun. 26, 2009 | 9:22 PM rtil responds:

critical analysis


Jun. 26, 2009 | 9:14 PM Andrewboy895 says:

We already know

Jun. 26, 2009 | 9:22 PM rtil responds:

no you don't now sit down and shut up


Jun. 26, 2009 | 9:18 PM jackj0nathan says:

Way to up the ante with even MORE edginess! Wow I think I broke a sweat.

Jun. 26, 2009 | 9:23 PM rtil responds:

great job!


Jun. 26, 2009 | 9:19 PM Keric says:

Like we care.

Jun. 26, 2009 | 9:23 PM rtil responds:

"we"


Jun. 26, 2009 | 9:20 PM droid-tron says:

R_T_I_L
Rape
Till
It
Laughs

Jun. 26, 2009 | 9:24 PM rtil responds:

burn


Jun. 26, 2009 | 9:22 PM GhostOfABullet says:

Making fun of parodies before they even come out? Always on top of things, good job rtil

Jun. 26, 2009 | 9:24 PM rtil responds:

i am neo


Jun. 26, 2009 | 9:24 PM Mexifry says:

Daw you caught me there. :3

I do kinda care, but hey Im a 16 year old NG member, whatdya expect? haha.

Jun. 26, 2009 | 9:34 PM rtil responds:

you make an excellent point


Jun. 26, 2009 | 9:24 PM fede1920 says:

cool

Jun. 26, 2009 | 9:36 PM rtil responds:

B-)


Jun. 26, 2009 | 9:25 PM SamIam says:

That frog is hoppin'. You must be an amazing animator!

Jun. 26, 2009 | 9:36 PM rtil responds:

sadly i cannot lay claim to the creation of this gif


Jun. 26, 2009 | 9:30 PM Chakra-X says:

I enjoyed this post


Jun. 26, 2009 | 9:33 PM lock-of-fear says:

Ironically this counts as your hopping on the bandwagon. responding to what zNelson24 said: I kinda want to see all three of them dead. Not in a personal way I just think they are annoying/painfully stupid/murderer in that order.

Jun. 26, 2009 | 9:35 PM rtil responds:

^ sherlock


Jun. 26, 2009 | 9:38 PM TmsT says:

Hey man, easy on the Michael Jackson jokes - I'm still not done laughing at the Heath Ledger ones!

Jun. 26, 2009 | 10:01 PM rtil responds:

omg why so dead LOL!!!!!!!!!!!


Jun. 26, 2009 | 9:39 PM Mexifry says:

At least I kinda try to be someone legitimate unlike some NG peoples.

Jun. 26, 2009 | 10:01 PM rtil responds:

there is no try

only do

in teh portal

of dewm

^-^


Jun. 26, 2009 | 9:47 PM cantflyman says:

I wonder what'll happen if I steal a documentary of Michael and throw it on here. INSTANT ATTENTION THATS WHUT

Jun. 26, 2009 | 10:02 PM rtil responds:

how dare you poison the portal


Jun. 26, 2009 | 9:50 PM KupaMan says:

He just died? Judging by his face, I'd say he died 15 years ago RAHAHAHAHA!!!

Jun. 26, 2009 | 10:02 PM rtil responds:

woooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP


Jun. 26, 2009 | 10:00 PM Tugoro says:

FUCK YOU!!! :D


Jun. 26, 2009 | 10:09 PM TehdeShite says:

Tehde shite hopes his face doesn't melt, IN HELL!


Jun. 26, 2009 | 10:25 PM Keshicus says:

Catoblepas > Rtil

WUT WUT~!?


Jun. 26, 2009 | 10:27 PM Spite says:

You ever gonna make that Freetown comic?
I remember reading something about a comic

Jun. 26, 2009 | 10:37 PM rtil responds:

maybe


Jun. 26, 2009 | 10:30 PM JoBo4 says:

After reading this...I'm just going to avoid everything you say now. I don't want to dislike your fantastic work.

Jun. 26, 2009 | 10:37 PM rtil responds:

hahaha


Jun. 26, 2009 | 10:41 PM VidGameDude says:

whats it like being a back alley animator and posting abou mj?

= ( )?

l8s

Jun. 26, 2009 | 10:50 PM rtil responds:

i'm a dude and i play video games they call me vidgamedude


Jun. 26, 2009 | 10:41 PM VidGameDude says:

about*.....i hate my broken keyboard.....


Jun. 26, 2009 | 10:42 PM Hulalaoo says:

COOL, YOU AR GAY

Jun. 26, 2009 | 10:51 PM rtil responds:

THANKS BROSKI


Jun. 26, 2009 | 10:59 PM Ukinojoe says:

He's oxygenated

HIS NOSE IS DEFLATED


Jun. 26, 2009 | 11:24 PM kardonskull says:

Its a conspiricy! IT WAS KIRA'S FAULT, HIM AND HIS HEART ATTACKS! im going in japan with a whip and hat!

*soon hears Thriller but in the indeana jones tune*

What the heck?

"Go and see Kardon skull and the Death note!"

uh-oh


Jun. 26, 2009 | 11:36 PM Jonas says:

If I wanted to be hip and edgy, I'd be doing up Ed McMahon, with proper respect.

Seriously, how the fuck is he getting ignored.

BAH.


Jun. 26, 2009 | 11:37 PM lenkobiscuit says:

ur so gay'z :)


Jun. 26, 2009 | 11:45 PM MW10T says:

Don't be dissen the Catoblepas, and his movin pichees.

Jun. 26, 2009 | 11:58 PM rtil responds:

make me


Jun. 26, 2009 | 11:48 PM RainbowRiderAlpha says:

uuhhhh who the fuck's micheal jackson and where the hell are these flashes you're talking about????

Jun. 27, 2009 | 12:00 AM rtil responds:

i 4get ^-^;


Jun. 26, 2009 | 11:48 PM MrScriblam says:

disrespect to the dead is comedy genius look at weekend at burny's!


Jun. 26, 2009 | 11:48 PM Starogre says:

billie jean

is not my lover


Jun. 26, 2009 | 11:49 PM greensucksbluerules says:

lolololol he died from taking to much viagra.

never been done before.


Jun. 26, 2009 | 11:51 PM FrozenFire says:

Im so proud of you, boy.


Jun. 26, 2009 | 11:54 PM MrPeece says:

man I fucking love Michael Jackson. hey rtil shit let's go dig up his corse and fuck him. (or when he actually gets buried)

Jun. 26, 2009 | 11:59 PM rtil responds:

hey maybe when you learn to spell


Jun. 26, 2009 | 11:59 PM SoulMaster71 says:

I have a confession to make...
I killed Michael Jackson. I made it look like a heart attack, but seeing all the pain I caused, I can't keep living this lie. I thought I was doing something good, killing that perverted freak... I'm sorry guys, can you ever forgive me?

Jun. 27, 2009 | 12:36 AM rtil responds:

For those too fucking dense to get what I'm referring to, I'm fucking sick of people not noticing my fucking threads. I put effort into those things, goddammit! I make them with care, writing what I can on a subject and leaving openings for discussion.


Jun. 27, 2009 | 12:21 AM Perry says:

since he was made of 99% plastic, now we can melt him down and little kids can play with him for a change.

OH SNAP


Jun. 27, 2009 | 12:36 AM doondeka says:

mike was AWSOME


Jun. 27, 2009 | 12:54 AM RubberNinja says:

I can't stand these jokes, they're so lame and cheap.


Jun. 27, 2009 | 12:54 AM carbonwater says:

HE'S STILL ALIVE, HIM AND 2PAC ARE HIDING OUT SOMEWHERE.


Jun. 27, 2009 | 12:56 AM Starogre says:

YOU ARE DISSING CATOBLEPAS' ANIMATIONS AND REFERRING TO PEOPLE WHO WANT A ONE WAY TICKET TO HOLLYWOOD BY MAKING MICHAEL JERKSON PARUDEES

THERE


Jun. 27, 2009 | 12:56 AM YungJazz says:

why don't you eat some poop, you turd.


Jun. 27, 2009 | 12:58 AM YungJazz says:

i trolled, see what i did there. now i'll be back every 5 mintes to see if youve responed

gweeh!


Jun. 27, 2009 | 1:22 AM L-L-Lag says:

I can only assume a Jackson Funnies is in the works?


Jun. 27, 2009 | 1:34 AM x-factor11 says:

I FLEW INTO DALLAS TODAY, AND BOY ARE MY ARMS TIRED!


Jun. 27, 2009 | 1:56 AM Kajenx says:

Haha, you should be a pundit.


Jun. 27, 2009 | 2:00 AM EdgeoftheWorld says:

MJ is Dead LAWL I'm so original and witty

back to 4chan guys :DDDDD


Jun. 27, 2009 | 2:21 AM Zhoar66 says:

Did you know there's new episodes of Bridezilla? If you didn't, you should check them out. Hey rtil. Hey! Heeeeeey! HEY!!! EY YO, RTIL!!! BRIDEZILLA!!!


Jun. 27, 2009 | 2:40 AM ScelesticFish says:

Holy shit i must make something 30 seconds long and half assed!
*workworkworkworkworkwork*


Jun. 27, 2009 | 2:41 AM RobHalford says:

fartil

lol i madez a funne


Jun. 27, 2009 | 4:58 AM Catobleper says:

Hurry hurry before it gets old again!


Jun. 27, 2009 | 5:03 AM Gloudas says:

I mean this sincerely: Thank you for making a mature jab at the shitfest that is catoblepas. As someone who is equally annoyed by his antics, I greatly appreciate it.

Jun. 27, 2009 | 5:16 AM rtil responds:

he's right above your head


Jun. 27, 2009 | 5:31 AM Caesura says:

Nevermind that, how does that frog expect to catch the fly if he keeps swinging so mindlessly?!


Jun. 27, 2009 | 5:37 AM RetributionVox says:

You announced that about 32 hours late.

Jun. 27, 2009 | 9:30 PM rtil responds:

it was fashionable shut up


Jun. 27, 2009 | 6:44 AM dbz4eva says:

LEAVE MJ ALONE! YOU'RE LUCKY SHE EVEN PERFORMED FOR YOU B*STARDS!


Jun. 27, 2009 | 7:01 AM GlebGuy says:

Lawl I am a douchebag.
C:
I DID THIS FOR NO REASON
I AM BORED


Jun. 27, 2009 | 8:31 AM SYRSA says:

Dude, it's not easy to become famous anymore. If you would live in the 80's, you would be even more famous than disney for making so many internet flash animations.

Jun. 27, 2009 | 9:28 PM rtil responds:

internet in the 80's


Jun. 27, 2009 | 8:48 AM ShenronSP says:

no one at school would bring on the michael jackson in lessons. =(


Jun. 27, 2009 | 8:54 AM Magyar says:

I'm sad that google didn't change their logo for the occasion...


Jun. 27, 2009 | 9:19 AM IamWeird33 says:

You gonna make one?


Jun. 27, 2009 | 9:23 AM Sashura says:

no one is making flashes for farrah fawcett wtf :(


Jun. 27, 2009 | 9:27 AM SgtPepperClock says:

And thank god he was encased in cement i don't want him coming back as a zombie, no sir!


Jun. 27, 2009 | 10:36 AM mranarchy says:

EVERYTHING EVERYONE DOES IS WRONG

Jun. 27, 2009 | 9:28 PM rtil responds:

everything you do is stupid


Jun. 27, 2009 | 12:15 PM Bug says:

dahhh how do i post threads???

Jun. 27, 2009 | 9:27 PM rtil responds:

press boton
receive wepon


Jun. 27, 2009 | 12:27 PM TheThingy5 says:

lol so true, so very true :)


Jun. 27, 2009 | 2:23 PM JimGrim2 says:

I totally agree with you rtil, all comedy that isn't made by you is of inferior quality.

Jun. 27, 2009 | 9:25 PM rtil responds:

that's what i said yessir


Jun. 27, 2009 | 2:24 PM CrabPope says:

So you support the melted face pedophile then?


Jun. 27, 2009 | 2:29 PM aquaticmole says:

I was thinking of making fun of his death, but I couldn't think of anything funny.


Jun. 27, 2009 | 2:50 PM MysticShinHanKu says:

lol bitter?

Jun. 27, 2009 | 9:26 PM rtil responds:

about what


Jun. 27, 2009 | 3:12 PM Wasim says:

i just scratched my gluteus maximus


Jun. 27, 2009 | 3:20 PM xXxAlecxXx says:

mikel jaxon funniez cuming soon to a ng neer u


Jun. 27, 2009 | 4:32 PM mo4form says:

I have more important things to do other than stepping down to your level and responding; like playing Final Fantasy XII.

Jun. 27, 2009 | 9:26 PM rtil responds:

OWN ZONE


Jun. 27, 2009 | 5:37 PM vaifan90 says:

Bandwagons: lame
You: late
You are still: awesome

PS: R.I.P

Jun. 27, 2009 | 9:26 PM rtil responds:

i'm not late
you are


Jun. 28, 2009 | 2:18 AM Crash-and-burn31 says:

man we won't hear the end of this for years to come

he's probably hanging out in space with elvis presley and marilyn manson


Jun. 28, 2009 | 2:08 PM marek127 says:

the whole colab sucks ass form a monkey's ass hole....

onley ur video stands out, it realy fucking loved it and i also think it is a realy waist to put it in such a peace of shit colab and you should repost it as a separate one

Jun. 28, 2009 | 5:03 PM rtil responds:

welcome to two newposts ago population you!


Jun. 28, 2009 | 3:16 PM lenkobiscuit says:

i was listening to don't think lover and your frog gif danced perfectly in time with it

i was very impressed!


Jun. 29, 2009 | 12:25 PM WolvenKind says:

Will you be my flash mentor?


Jun. 29, 2009 | 3:12 PM mranarchy says:

Rtil called me stupid, I feel so acknowledged <3


Jun. 30, 2009 | 2:57 PM latino-toid says:

then after FAME, the next stop is DEATH

Jun. 30, 2009 | 7:00 PM rtil responds:

death by giant kitty


Jun. 30, 2009 | 11:07 PM dante224 says:

you live in a pup tent

RTILERY


Jul. 2, 2009 | 2:33 AM risethemuffin says:

I was just dones with my Farrah Fawcett/Billy Mays one, I hopes I gets teh daily fifth!


Jul. 3, 2009 | 2:45 PM ryanson209 says:

That is so true.


Jul. 3, 2009 | 5:16 PM hansari says:

I like how before his death, the cool thing to do was to talk about how crazy and child raping he was...

Now its like... "he was so misunderstood..." :P


Jul. 3, 2009 | 9:11 PM x-factor11 says:

96 is kinda like a 69, but doing it wrong..
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff


Jul. 4, 2009 | 2:50 PM burningking says:

I watched a anime called soul eatter, and i saw some of your art works and flashs, they look alike in some ways, which is why i wanted to ask you a simple question, did you help make soul eater? even though it is far from the topic.. of this frog.

Jul. 4, 2009 | 4:23 PM rtil responds:

i didn't work on soul eater nor have i ever seen it


Jul. 5, 2009 | 7:12 AM SpikeVallentine says:

i like that frog man.

wher'ed you find it etc.? I wanna know it's origin.

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