Oh Rtil...

yay

My god you're unbearable, but I like your animations. >:(

hey tomamoto's in that picture
i wonder what hes lookin at up there in the sky

Ahaa i love you.

great now but porn in all their folders.

Oh, so now we're going after mindchamber. I'd better go and tell the others!

Those poor men

at first i thought this was a strange news post. but now everything in my life makes sense. fuck u backalleys. stop hacking newgrounds!

ive yet to meet one who can outsmart tba cunts

I better a see a picture of you hugging mindchamber, LIKE NAOI.

http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/publi c/167gJ_amazing.mp3

dont forget that thebackalleys is also a #1 site for child pornography!!

INTERNET DRAMA FOR THE WIN!

Give me more.

What part of being a total turd is cool again?

newgrounds is truly some srs fucking bsns.

im kind of hungry for rice pilaf

would you be kind enough to make me some or

A people pleaser? Please, no more low blows like that Rtil, that's really out of line.

Go make some animation already instead of doing this shit, you're quite good at it when you try.

Yeah harry why not call him a neon anime drawing triple fudge packer who shoves rollerblades up his ass!

Its a lot more offensive than 'total turd'!

we thebackalleys do not forgive or forget

Three thing I want to ask you.
1. Why don't you use capital letters when you start a new sentence?
2. About the second rule: if one hates something then everybody else on the alleys will hate it too, but what if one hates thebackalleys, what would happen then?
3. If you hate NG so much, why do you come here.

But in all seriousness I had a good laugh at this post, I like your comedy mate ;)

I like pie. PIE FOR PRESIDENT!!! ... Why should we care about this btw?

Is this like, the only way you can become important at all? Or you know, try to...

No doubt mindchamber has a bit of an immature streak. We all know that already but he is who he is. What gets me is that you've failed to acknowledge the hypocrisy of your post. Unless of course you noticed it already and turned a blind eye to it because you also happen to be arrogant... but we all know that already...

Does this make me a hypocrite too?

Game of the moment!

Rtil, you are a saint.

Now I heard....Rtil was gay, DENY OR CONFIRM.

btw Jesus wasn't real :D

This sarcasm is over my poor little head.

I'm sorry, who are you again? I thought this was the line for the glory hole.

you should write a book.

This is serious business rtil, contact the internet police, thanks for notifying us!

You must admit that swain has a chizzeld chin you wish you had.

uh oh. ryan wants attention again...

What the shit, Rtil.

sigh....if you hate newgrounds why do you use it? if you hate it so much use youtube instead seriously and harry don't waste your time arguing with rtil because clearly he will do anything to be right.

Why are you wasting your time with this bullshit?

i personally think your the best artist/ animator on newgrounds, so mindchamber can smd AND stfu

You're both fucking stupid.

is that swain in the foreground? i always picture him with long hair

T_T, rtil. T_T.

OOOH DRAMA gimme

kirbopher and rtil conversation LEAKED

http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/publi c/467e7N_rtilgivesadvicetokirb.mp3

You're a funny guy.

great, you just had to tell them about my virus bomb, ass

anyways, rtil is attacking happyharry, this must mean he is the new tba victim. Let's make a topic about him next, that'll teach him.

stop being a loser

@ Wasim

"we thebackalleys do not forgive or forget"?

oh awesome just what the internet needs the offspring of 4chan's anon and the star syndicate =/

lol advertising ure forum i see.

y ur post alway get 100 comment? and me only 10? shud i add henati?to maek ppl kilck

do you talk about this weird newgrounds shit in real life??

Hmmm.. interesting. thanks for the post, learned alot about the backalleys. just 1 question. If TBA's #1 public enemy is Newgrounds then y r u on newgrounds? i understand the ourpose of ur collabs. like, the brawl funnies was to mock the newgrounds animators kirbopher and rina-chan. but u have some cool vids like the one w/ the people on the rollerblades (too lazy to check) its a cool vid too. so y did u post a good film on NG. doesn't that partially support NG. but watev. good luck on ur quest for world domination

you jew muddafukka you

I-smel says:

do you talk about this weird newgrounds shit in real life??

^^^ lmaoooo oh god i cant even comprehend ng being this interesting in real life

And I thought you were cool!

Also I am now incredibly confused

winge winge winge

Lets Elope to Hawaii :D

You fuck with Newgrounds, then you fuck with Newgrounds.

But when you fuck with HappyHarry you've crossed the line!

Your plan is gonna fail >:(

hahaaa, i hate this guy.

I like fruit by the foot

HOW DARE YOU MAEK FUN OF MMINDCHAMBER THAT GUYS IS MY BEST FRIEND!!!!

ng4lyfe

oh, why can't we all just get along?

Haha, you can only say something like that if you've actually done something worthwhile.

You must feel such a man.

Don't argue guys, you know how nobody wins in this city.

hey sexy <3

Rtil is so cute when he plays the rebel without a cause in rollerblades

When i went to wizard con swain told me he used to be like you......
then he felt reality hit him in the nuts like a half pound brick.....

i swear he said it, and i quoted it.....

btw how are the back alleys lately?

l8s

I hope to god one day wade locks you out of your account, However, deleteing your account would be much better.

see this gives my plot for newgrounds takeover flash more depth , hehe newgrounds takeover will be excellent , hehe this will make a fun easter egg . Thanks .

@vidgamedood

swain was probably like rtil until he got a job for newgrounds

then his midlife crisis was solved for good

posting in a piece of Newgrounds history

:D I love you Rtil...

HOLY FUCK!

He's smiling...

look at the bags under their eyes, you did that

image_macro.jpg

Is it time to get my Guy Hawkes mask again?

Hey buddy!!!

hows the Job hunts going? We deleted your reviews as requested, so no one knows how you really conduct yourself online. We pride ourselves in being open straight forward individuals, but we can fully understand if you want to cover up your childish antics. Hopefully now you can come off as a mature well spoken individual .

well best wishes.

A minute and a half of my life wasted reading your uncoordinated dribble. Backalleys blah blah blah. Go fuck yourself

You're fun.

It feels like your 12 in this post.

I don't hate you rtil

But your just coming off as a:
Big
Fuckin'
Pile
Of
SHIT

<33

Hey buddy!!!

hows the Job hunts going? We deleted your reviews as requested, so no one knows how you really conduct yourself online. We pride ourselves in being open straight forward individuals, but we can fully understand if you want to cover up your childish antics. Hopefully now you can come off as a mature well spoken individual .

well best wishes.

I believe the caption in that picture is supposed to say "I make these peoples' lives miserable".

tl;dr: "I want attention, and go to my forums"

Its the same thing everyday.

hows ur power of 3 coming along =)

if you dont like it get off of newgrounds...its that simple

I'm going to somewhat miss newgrounds after you destroy it.
That would just leave me with youtube to post my crappy animations.

i kid i kid...still like your shit

"we thebackalleys do not forgive or forget"

damn, just when I thought it couldn't get any more unoriginal.

have fun, kids.

dude ur a fag

u gotz to go all the way or u just a faggot

if u hate newgrounds why u b submittin

I dont feel strongly either way. well i hate anigen but thats it.

Whatever happened to Wonchop?

I really liked your Jet Grind Radio fanimation. When's the next one coming out.

n***a you know what

I like your robot voice.

i'm making my own website that's just anti-flash in general regardless of content

FUCK MARIO AND FUCK ROLLERBLADES AND FUCK PICO AND FUCK YOU fdddsdg

wow that was really stupid

Your by far the funniest man alive

you're*

lol i miss ur flash reviews

lastly. I'm having a party and your the only one envited. That's how amazing you are to me.

lmfao MrPeece talks about originality and then goes and makes flashes about luigi

way to go champ!

-''The question is What the hell is ''Manah manah?''
-''The question is Who cares?''

I'm usually positive on here but man i don't like u... Your talented but at what cost.... stop whining and make an animation, tool.

aw, you're so cute when you're angry ^-^

<~rtil> do any of you remember that old flash game where you throw this guy into the air and you have to make him go as far as posssible
<~rtil> and if he hit certain girls they'd hit him further
<+J_Seed> i think i do
<+J_Seed> YES
<~rtil> but if he hit another girl he'd stop
<+J_Seed> i DO
<+J_Seed> YEAH
<+mrscriblam> uh nope
<~rtil> what was it called
<+J_Seed> it was uhhhhhhh
<+J_Seed> i know he used a bike i think or something
<+J_Seed> or the person did
<~rtil> yes
<+mrscriblam> ng rumble
<~rtil> lmao

thank you kind sir

Using big words on the internet doesn't make you smart, it just tells us that you are capable of using a thesaurus, and grouping yourself in with the "I'm an intelligent wanna be Maddox who spends too much time wording anything I write down in a clever fashion" kinda clique.

Not that I intend to defend MC, nor put him down. Just an observation that I made.

Fuck You thebackalleys!!

http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/26 9/dumbshit.jpg

lol, you get that big meaty over sized nose of yours in the funniest situations.

Oh ryan come on now, no need to be so mean. Besides, im sure you're just kiddin' around! Hey wanna be part of the collab we're workin on? it'll be fun!

I like how MC and Swain have the same face in that picture.

wait

mindchamber is old enough to be rtil's dad

i see a plot twist coming along shortly

"i figured it was worth throwing in though!"

Still, pretty funny when you chastise others for their little worthless pixel trophies, and yet expect others to see it as an accomplishment on your resume.
Also having an exhibition and attending some fuckin' comic book convention are two different things. Its like stating you have a haircut like Peter Tork, and putting it on your resume, like it means something.

"you know, i don't hate newgrounds. i might like it for the "wrong" reasons, but who's going to stop me from doing that?"

Eh, you never know. You know how NG is, you're only as good as your last submission. Your "no one wins in this City," and your "DDR" are flash can only go so far before your frontpage antics start to wear thin.

"also i believe you have mistaken me for kirbopher!"

He may have the bigger nose for sure, but you're no slouch in the beak department.

"Scuzzfest says:
I better a see a picture of you hugging mindchamber, LIKE NAOI."
ahha, awww. me too.

"JaJ says:
Don't argue guys, you know how nobody wins in this city."
My other favorite!

Also RTIL! Forgiveness is beauitful! Ultimately, your choices is between you and yourself. You and God. Anyways, I have nothing to do with your business but expression is my business.

Also that picture of your resume MindChamber just uploaded was funny! hahaha, i like the NG stats.

Get well okay Ryan? And you too Mind Chamber.

Make some movies and stuff. Embody your dramas, experiences, conflicts, memories, and histories in a movie. That'll put the project to a personal level.
God Bless you. <3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfI9e4 BX0lU

So basically your just a bunch of rejects who apparently who apparently don't like newgrounds for no reason? Sorry but excuse me if i'm wrong but isn't that just... well... single-minded. You state that if someone dosn't like something then by default, everyone else in the group dosn't like it too? I respect peoples opinions but then this is basically just plain hate or something for no reason.

I mean seriously, why? What possible reason do you have against the site? And furthermore, I read the post about portal defenders and all I can say is that sounds like it writtens by someone whos pissed off because they can't complete the game and therefore flame it for no reason.

"all I can say is that sounds like it writtens by someone whos pissed off because they can't complete the game and therefore flame it for no reason."
Lol, that's cute and hilarious. I don't know the true intention or anything, but it just sounds funny, thad's all.

The drawing in the top with the angry guy hiding the sun is nice. Did you draw it?

lol, that was deep, glad all that education and a couple of stolen designs from you girlfriend, has taught you alil of something called you humility.

Yeah because designing and animating characters for a company has nothing to do with what you are doing. Or that fact that we can animate new characters and create our own works within the system.
Yeah, we'll see whos in the dead end job, when you turn into some cog in the animation industry, and someone in the know actually calls you out , when you try and push those unoriginal designs.

Wow this kid is a moron.. I almost feel better about my life.
Is it just me or someone shoved a thesaurus up your emo asshole and now you're screaming some of them scientist wurds out of yourhuge donut- pooper while Newgrounds pretends it gives a fuck about your existence? .. Yeah that pretty much sums it up. You need to convince yourself that faggots like you are a HUGE part of what's wrong on NG, but you should probably just keep masturbating with your two fingers while Miley Cyrus is playing on your ipod thinking that you can be half the man Swain (and your mom) are.

P.S: Call me when your queeralley website (that you keep desperately advertising) finally shuts down while Swain keeps putting Newgrounds in perspective, you zipper-head dipshit. Also, I'd like to point out that your mom was right - sniffing cocks does kill braincells.

"The drawing in the top with the angry guy hiding the sun is nice. Did you draw it?
Jul. 5, 2009 | 7:32 AM rtil responds:

yep"
Cool beans.

Neil Armstrong landed on the moon and as far as I know he was a nice guy.

http://www.stud.tu-ilmenau.de/~haku-i n/pics/retarded.jpg

Neil Armstrong was a fucking tool, Egoraptor. Just like you.

Cool story bro!

Can I fight on the internet too?

No insults about my hair, it hurts me.

mindchamber thanks for posting his resume now i know what mine should roughly look like

Does rtil stand for Ryan The Internet Legend?

no problem Starogre ! don't forget! going to conventions counts as exhibitions as well!, So it hit up your local comic store for an archie's digest.

Unreal. This rtil guy is the biggest egotistical nerd in existance. Please, backally lemmings, don't follow him/her off the cliff. I'm guessing -girl- because of the feminine anime style commercial "art", lol. For some reason, even though she's posted most of her work on this site (???), she's putting a lot effort into bashing it, it's employees, and it's users. Who is this professional, forward thinking, flash-master? (I know you're a dude. Don't spend two paragraphs telling me...)

i hate to be generalized, it happens all the time and not only because of my muslim status

ps you hurt my feelings on the internet.............................
................ go to hell you fucker, you have RUINED MY LIFE

lmao at luis n jazz( dyin to know what?)

wow look at all the newgrounders that responded
don't mind me just thinkin outloud ...
hi spikevalentine
{:)}

I GO AWAY FOR 8 MONTHS AND RETURN TO THIS??!?!?

will do. thanks again.

god....you back alley-ers need to chill the fuck out......

Rtil may be your leader.....

doesn't mean hes leading you in the right cause....

l8s...

haha, While you're as androgynous as they come, believe me, you're the last thing I fantasize about.

i gotta tell ya, i didn't give a dick about this news post at first. "i'm tattling on mindchamber for disliking me again. empty threat empty threat."

but now i must confess i am thoroughly entertained by the argument; each of you pretending not to care about what the other says. there's irony in there i don't feel the need to explain. and i'm learning quite a bit of useless personal stuff about people i'm never going to meet!

im not sure who to thank. you or mindchamber?

"you have a point - refreshing my page every 5 minutes isn't fantasizing, it's living the dream"

Says the busy Animator industrialist that uses his front page to write text-walls about some dude he cares nothing about. Enjoy ComicCon! dont forget to pose with the rest of the Newgrounds crew with your whiteboy gang signs!

"im not sure who to thank. you or mindchamber?"

You can thank me, usually I don't humor the dutch boy here, (this being like what his 3rd FP post about me?) but Ive been drawing straight for a week and was in the mood to putz around. It's fun to watch him desperately grasp at insults , and contradict himself at every turn.

thank you, mindchamber.

Are you guys arguing seriously or for popularity :D?

"i like how you had to mention that you've been doing something else with your time"

"i've got plenty of work keeping me very busy, thank you!"

and yet,.... you reply. point taken dutch boy,
hurry home, your butch is coming up with ideas withoutcha.

MindChamber, I notice that you are using the word 'dutch' a lot. Does that have any significance to your case in point?

I wuve you guys

What's wrong with the world, mama
People livin' like they ain't got no mamas
I think the whole world addicted to the drama
Only attracted to things that'll bring you trauma
Overseas, yeah, we try to stop terrorism
But we still got terrorists here livin'
In the USA, the big CIA
The Bloods and The Crips and the KKK
But if you only have love for your own race
Then you only leave space to discriminate
And to discriminate only generates hate
And when you hate then you're bound to get irate, yeah
Madness is what you demonstrate
And that's exactly how anger works and operates
Man, you gotta have love just to set it straight
Take control of your mind and meditate
Let your soul gravitate to the love, y'all, y'all

People killin', people dyin'
Children hurt and you hear them cryin'
Can you practice what you preach
And would you turn the other cheek

Father, Father, Father help us
Send us some guidance from above
'Cause people got me, got me questionin'
Where is the love (Love)

Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love
The love, the love

It just ain't the same, always unchanged
New days are strange, is the world insane
If love and peace is so strong
Why are there pieces of love that don't belong
Nations droppin' bombs
Chemical gasses fillin' lungs of little ones
With ongoin' sufferin' as the youth die young
So ask yourself is the lovin' really gone
So I could ask myself really what is goin' wrong
In this world that we livin' in people keep on givin'
in
Makin' wrong decisions, only visions of them dividends
Not respectin' each other, deny thy brother
A war is goin' on but the reason's undercover
The truth is kept secret, it's swept under the rug
If you never know truth then you never know love
Where's the love, y'all, come on (I don't know)
Where's the truth, y'all, come on (I don't know)
Where's the love, y'all

People killin', people dyin'
Children hurt and you hear them cryin'
Can you practice what you preach
And would you turn the other cheek

Father, Father, Father help us
Send us some guidance from above
'Cause people got me, got me questionin'
Where is the love (Love)

Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love
The love, the love

I feel the weight of the world on my shoulder
As I'm gettin' older, y'all, people gets colder
Most of us only care about money makin'
Selfishness got us followin' our wrong direction
Wrong information always shown by the media
Negative images is the main criteria
Infecting the young minds faster than bacteria
Kids wanna act like what they see in the cinema
Yo', whatever happened to the values of humanity
Whatever happened to the fairness in equality
Instead in spreading love we spreading animosity
Lack of understanding, leading lives away from unity
That's the reason why sometimes I'm feelin' under
That's the reason why sometimes I'm feelin' down
There's no wonder why sometimes I'm feelin' under
Gotta keep my faith alive till love is found

People killin', people dyin'
Children hurt and you hear them cryin'
Can you practice what you preach
And would you turn the other cheek

Father, Father, Father help us
Send us some guidance from above
'Cause people got me, got me questionin'
Where is the love (Love)

Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love (The love)

Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love (The love)
Where is the love (The love)

This copy and paste brought to you in part by: www.lyricsondemand.com from a song called "Where Is The Love?"

wowie wow wow look at all these comments!

"where does this thesaurus analogy keep coming from?.."
No one is fooled.

Stop saying "MIDNCHAMPR UR GETTING OLD LOL" when you're the one who's only reply to tons of 0wnages by 4chan n00bs is "UR TRYING TO INSULT MY CUZ I R EMO N UR OLD LOL" you dickless bag of gay cocks. Don't even pretend you don't know what I'm talking about. You're one stupid front page post shorter to become more hated than black "people" on Newgrounds.

instead of posting new animations,he posts about transformers 2

ha ha. I signed up just so I could comment on this train wreck. Newgrounds is really stupider than I thought! Newgrounds, where sarcasm can't be recognized!

ps mindchamber is pathetic. but you already knew that!

i love watching people get trolled

I luve watching 12 year old boys that take the time to troll and diss newgrounds

" if you only saw yourself from someone else's eyes you'd realize how pathetic you are."

-rtil

Like I said before, you're a hypocrite. Telling mindchamber off for being immature is worthless/ redundant. Though, how much better are you than him for behaving in the same way? As we've learned on newgrounds "age has nothing to do with anything." Sure Mindchamber acts like a little kid sometimes... but what does that make you?

Quoting you again, "i've failed to acknowledge the hypocrisy of my own post? are you SURE about that? you may want to give it a second reading!"

I've read it a few times through. I've actually managed to miss the part where you say "I'm a hypocrite" several times now. Is it near the top or bottom part of your initial post?

I guess I'll have to take it back and get a refund. While I'm getting that taken care of at k-mart, can you point me to the sarcastic button on my lap top? I seem to have lost it...

Rtil, this is the last straw.
The
last
fucking
straw.

You definitely crossed the line this time dutchboy. Seriously, I don't give a shit if you make fun of NG, that's fine. Making fun of Happy Harry, sure why not. Egoraptor, Swain all ok. But who the fucking hell do you think you are making fun of Mindchamber 3 times. He's a NG mod you do know that right. He's a 37 year old guy who could kick your ass if he wanted to (sadly he's too cool to do that). I wish he was going to the comic con just to kill you motherfucking jew.

It's incredible that you think you could get away with this but trust me, you fuck with mindchamber, you fuck with me. I'm gonna make your live miserable, take my word for it. I will crush you little worm and ha ha ha you should put in "I made fun of mindchamber" in your resume, too maybe?? huh poopyeater?

I don't know if your sandals are too tight or if your manpurse is too heavy but you seem to have sand in your vagina for some reason and mindchamber is a professional sand-in-the-vagina-remover so you might want to befriend him. He will just shout into your vagina until the sand comes out.

Since you're such a creative and artistic guy you two could then plan and build a little sand castle and live in there for the rest of your lives.

Seriously you're like an 8-year old with angst.

If you don't like Newgrounds then stop using it instead of being a whiny little attention seeking bitch.Seriously you have no reason to hate anyone you say hate at all.

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How come everybody thinks that rtil is the one who's trolling? He's not. Everyone is trolling him. Mindchamber is that HxC.

Plus, prepubescent, bitchy 13 year olds make a good prey.

Im just a poor boy nobody loves me.
Chorus- He's just a poor boy from a poor family!

I like the texture of your skin, we should do this again sometime.

the fights you guys have never seem worth the trouble

haha anyone fine it strange, that for someone so happy with his place in life, he seems pretty pissed that everyone's content with theirs?

Lol @ Psi43's Post. Its so witty and self referencing! seriously the dude couldnt draw a circle to save his life, but hey! he an adim on thebackalleys! Thats got to amount for SOMETHING AMRITE?

MC - I find it strange that you keep commenting on his blogs, if you don't like him then why bother? It just seems like you're making it worst and trying to prove to him and mainly yourself that what Ryan is saying isn't true.

So are you making cartoons anymore or...

You're enjoying this a fucking lot, now are you?

"BLOG, not blogs, Ive ignored his cries for attention before. But I know its the only way to keep relevant until his Fern Gully sequel is completed, and I do love his art, so I will help the bi-curious chap any way I can.

nath its called trolling. we both know rtil is huge raging queer, this is the only way he can lash out, in person he just holds on to dolls and giggle, Im only doing it cause its fun atm. Nothing hes said means anything, which is why its called trolling.

the question you should ask yourself, is if its such bullshit, why do you care? why do you reply?

cause i'm really really fucking bored in art history class

but aight, guess i don't really understand trolling, never really have

"cause i'm really really fucking bored in art history class"

my reasons are no different..

OH SHIT MINDCHAMBER IS QUOTING SOMETHING YOU SAID?

LET THE FIGHT BEGIN.

:/

BRB the popcorn's done.

whose all in that picture, last time i checked mindchambers profile it said he was like 68 lol

"Mindchamber quoting things"
I love everyone on this site that makes good movies.

I hate both of you but Josechamber seriously needs to shut the fuck up.

Callate pinche Jose! Instead of making a fool out of yourself in here go fuck around with flash or something, do they really pay you to do this? GO! OUT N***A GTFO!!!

Hilarious, mate.

Say something!

MindChamber says:

Lol @ Psi43's Post. Its so witty and self referencing! seriously the dude couldnt draw a circle to save his life, but hey! he an adim on thebackalleys! Thats got to amount for SOMETHING AMRITE?

hey mc when i logged into your tba account you and psi seemed pretty cool with eachother
o btw that convo you and anigen had about how alvin earthworm is the greatest animator on ng next to rtil was great i have it saved on my comp B)

(people that have done far more with their lives than you ever will)
-Rtil

Yes because everyone in the world can say that they help to maintain the
most visited Flash site on the internet, Get off the internet. >:(

This post is legendary.. and therefor, I am inclined to stop and take a momment to actually leave a comment on it. Something I've never done before!

When I finished with this post and moved onto the comments, I just unzipped my fly and unleashed my polish sausage, which crushed my keyboard and cracked my monitor. I had to pull newgrounds up on my HTC fuze because of my rash tomfoolery. I began polishing kommandant kelbasa's helmet untill I got to mindchamber's posts, which were so desperate(Dutchboy! Queer!) and kitten like in their insecure attempts to attack Rtil(Or should I say, defend himself..), that it was alot like the music to my hears. I served up a hearty helping of my hairy hotdog to my shattered computer screen, sending it flying intot he opposing wall, at Rtil's pristine and beautiful responces. For every mindchamber post, and reciprical Rtil post, I blew a hole in my study room's wall with my mango man spout's powerful projections. When Rtil said that he was a girl, I nearly knocked over my refridgerator with my sofa sized sweat sexual swashbuckler. The thought of those awesome animations (And not to mention Artistic peices... Much love for "Down" and "Mistel") coming from a surely Bodacious dutch girl was enough to cause my Serpentine semen syringe to writhe on the ground in excitment, releasing energies measured on the rictor scale. Authorities first thought to respond, but then only came to their senses as they approached the horizon, seeing my majesticly maned loin lion, they could only turn and flee instead.

So after I finished my testicular treatment of the neighboring terrain, I typed it all up on my phone and hit "Send."

Rtil, Love me.

I, love you, dutchboy. <:3

OH GOD SOMEBODY QUOTED YOU ON SOMETHING ENTIRELY UNIMPORTANT, ALERT THE FUCKING MEDIA.

<:(

Ok.

He's old.

We get it.

SO SHATAP.

lol
It's funny how mad people would get over text on their own computer screens.

lmfao mindchamber
are you like
anxiously refreshing the page every few minutes to see who wrote what about you in the comments?

sad

How do I make front page posts?

>>>we both know rtil is huge raging queer<<<
>>>we both know rtil is huge raging queer<<<
>>>we both know rtil is huge raging queer<<<
>>>we both know rtil is huge raging queer<<<
>>>we both know rtil is huge raging queer<<<

Mindchamber is right: you are a queer!!!!!

I hope you know animation is for dumb, childish faggots. You insult mind chamber for being a 13 year old boy trapped in a grown mans body, but in a few years you will be too. All of you animators need to take a stand together against being labelled faggots instead of grasping at imaginary straws that will separate you from the cliche immature faggot stereotype.

Lol... internet.

If everyone just met up in some big ol' ware house "IRL" to discuss all of these crazy shenanigans at least more of it would actually make sense.

I long to see an internet argument in real life, that way people wouldn't feel so secure.

BUT SHUTUP ANYWAYZ IM LIKE A 30 YEAR OLD JUDO PLATINUM BELT IRL, THATS RIGHT THEY MADE A NEW LEVEL OF BELT JUST FOR MY JUDO GREATNESS SO SHUTUP IN UR FACE.

HOLY FUCK YOU GUYS. JUST...
FUCK.

I like chicken.

Hey, rtil!

Lol @ this entire page.

I thought newgrounds rumble was good!

Wait... Rtil=4chan? Is that even possible. Can one person really claim to rival an entire group of anonymous people? Nah I'm just joshing ya. I get what yer say'n. Sarcasm for the win.

I enjoyed reading this while eating a snack.

how the hell did I miss this?

wamp wamp

I make your mom in the ass

What's a mindchamber.