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FreekC is wrong. Being a lady's man is by far cooler. Like, all of the chicks, everywhere love me. I also hung out with all your girl friends and stuff by the way, they said they liked me by faaar better. I am cooler, look better and am younger, too. You are an old fart who's good at animating big whup.

I got the money to build a fucking huge golden Nicole statue in the middle of Seattle for my 18th birthday, I don't need your swiss stuff. Also, Bill Gates wanted to lend money from me recently, he said he needed it cause Vista isn't doing well. I gave it to him under the condition to get 70% of the earnings, he agreed.

It's cool.

i told the girls to say that to make you feel better. and don't come crying to me when you're in massive debt for the nicole statue. well, i met lend a couple billion if you catch me in a good mood. but yeah, vista sucks.

Psi is wrong

Cause he's German

yes but that dOESNT STOP YOU FROM BEING A FAGGOT

rtil is c00l

um to freekc and elder99, i deleted your comments on accident lmao

Your girls were telling me that they were supposed to say that they like me better. They also said that they ACTUALLY prefer me, sorry to tell ya. Don't be mad with them girls now though, I promised them not to tell ya but you just had to push it. Remember back when I lent you $300 to open up your own little business? Now look what you turned into, OliverĀ². Really, if I knew you'd turn out to be like me I wouldn't have lent you the money.

About After Effects CS3, I am in my jet right now, heading towards Seattle. Gonna drop by your house. Are 2 days enough to explain how that stuff works? I'll be in Seattle for 2 weeks, have some business to do.

let me tell you, my girls are great at lying. and even if they were sincere (which i doubt, but you can dream), i have hundreds more. and remember you actually owed me that money for all the soup and bread i bought you when you were living in the streets.

sure, 2 days is fine. as usual, i'll be very busy with my business interests, but i suppose i could set aside some time for my german associates. after all, you do have a small (something like .001%) share of my stock.

The soup you gave me was cold, always. In my AND your restaurants, if cold soup is served the costumer does not have to pay. We agreed on that in 2001, if you remember. We also agreed on giving bread out for free, always. That would automatically nullify the GIFTS you made me. Yes, gifts. You can't possibly talk yourself out of this cause you gave them to me, not saying you'd want the money back some day.

You may have a lot of girls but I got much more. Ever since I started my new casual wear collection (S.Oliver) I got tons of super models around me. I am also close friends with Hugh Hefner and from time to time I live in the Playboy Bunny Mansion. It's very interesting, did you know that most of the girls are virgins?

About the trip, I will arrive in approximately 3-4 hours. Also, I own 3% of your stocks, better check through your stuff before saying stupid things next time.

well our stock grew 30000% in overnight trading, so now you own about .001%. sorry about that.

you know i hired those models to wear your clothing line just so people would buy them. the cotton is very uncomfortable. i told you you'd get half off my cotton factories, which is consumer's choice worldwide, known very much for its soft touch. your clothes would have sold so much better if you would have just listened to me. and i could have spared myself the embarrassment of watching my top models prance around in your clothing just to make you look good. but it's ok, it's starting to become a fashion trend, thanks to me.

and do we have to bring up the past? the soup? let's move on into the future. we are rich and successful now, we have left our rags behind. unless you sell them in your S. Oliver line. wouldn't surprise me!

Your stock grew 30000% over night? Let me tell you that your sales are going down by far. You should try to consider investing in something new. Even my stocks rose by 70000% in overnight trading. Would you perhaps want to buy some of my candy shops around the world? They earn about 40,000,000EU per week.

About the models thing. Thanks for telling me it were your models, I wondered where these ugly girls came from. Two of them had herpes and one of them had fucking syphilises. You wanted to kill me, didn't you? Not the fine way to deal with problems Mr.Miller. You act like you acted when we met in the streets back when we were poor. Good thing I found that fortune cookie, though!

All in all, look what we turned into. I am rich and you turned into an Oliver knockoff but that's ok. I always wanted a mini-me even though you are older (by only 3 years I think). I could turn myself older and younger though, my scientists have found a way to do that. They also found a way to cure aids, I'll sell ya the recepie for $20billion, you can do whatever you like to with that.

oh ya i forgot to reply with this. i was busy negotiating with people begging for loans. pathetic ants. anyway, you can talk big but all you ever do is make up these funny stories on newgrounds. they're cute and everything but we all know i'm the one with the money, the power, the women and the glory. i'll be sure to stop by the soup kitchen and say hello to you some time, maybe drop you a $20.

KingDavid says:

Congratulations - would you like a parade?
Apr. 6, 2008 | 4:52 AM rtil responds:

i hate parades!

I thought u sed u need a parade just to sleep now

also good job on getting hired!!!!! And I'm looking forward to that cartoon (:

If you ever see Don Bluth, tell him the world still needs him.

Well, great rtil of Metropolis Circuit and Move Your Feet fame, congratulations on obtaining the job. What's the betting that you're already better than some of the company veterans? Because I find it hard to believe that there can be that many people in this world who can do better than what I've already seen of yours. But who knows? Even if they do turn out to be better than you at animation, certainly being in their presence and working beside them will make you even better than you currently are.

Also, I do hope that despite the job you're still going to make the next part of Project Freetown... It would be sadder for Newgrounds than almost anything before if such a great thing were to be cut down before it came to its full growth.

welll one thing is for sure they are all far more experienced and seasoned than i am. i am totally new to working in the professional realm. and i'll never stop making my own personal stuff. i can't abandon my own creations

i dunno man, chowder? doesnt look as funny as 6teen

What a great opportunity to be had, and with plexipixel's variety of flash work under their belt, you just threw yourself in a creative jungle!

You and many others artists on NG all share a passion for Animation, and you clearly extinguish it in your animation. For you to be working under the wings of a professional company, this is a perfect departure from school and a step into your professional career. Something tells me that you've been dreaming about this moment, a chance to make your mark!

I would imagine that Animation is a life-long learning experience, with its own bumps but with rewards well worth.

Congratulations Rtil, please give it your all and I do wish you wish you good luck, and keep up your ingenuity.

Don't be surprised if Tom boast about your antics, ;-) He goes apeshit seeing his fellow animators, growing successful in the animation business, but of course with very good reason.

Oh contrair. You really want to say that you have more money than me? You do know who I am, we have been working together for ages already and now you claim that I am not as rich as you are? Back, when you worked for me in one of my candy stores, you had acne all over your face, a shitty hairstyle and all the likes. Now you're one of the richest people one earth but you have grown a really horrible attitude. One that is going to cost you a lot of your money right now. I could sue you for lying right now, I could sue you for saying that you are richer than me.

You really want to see one of my paychecks? I earn EU52.000.000.000.000.000 a month buddy, that's more than you earn a year.

Now get your act together, finish your bear movie and get your $250 from NG that you need to stay alive. You are nothing without me. Nothing I say.

We shall settle this once and for all. My scientists said that their teleporter will be ready soon. I will teleport to your house, together with my beyblade equipment and we'll settle this like men. Let it rip.

beyblade. truly a child's game. unlike some people, i have advanced to crossfire.

I do like the name of the picture you have posted.

gay.jpg

I work for the company that owns the company you work for.

Im not saying that makes me better though!

i would believe you but nobody owns them !

Awesome! I had questions but I forgot them! So I'll ask this one: Do they do cartoons and stuff too?

yes , there's a bunch on their site

um i dont have chronic back pain rtil i liked your old site better

what you need, when you need it

Rtil, what the hell happened to thebackalleys.com? I can't get it to come up.

i need to renew the domain

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