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rtil
please forgive your useless sister.

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Hell yeah brother

Goddamnit dude. When I saw that title, I thought: 'c'mon man, you don't need such a silly clickbait title. I would've clicked on it anyway, if I saw that you made a poast about something, regardless \(of)_(big)/ tiddys.
But when it I turned out you actually delivered on that title, u had me.

However, if some, pretty big-titty cutey who never met me, randomly offered me a nuggy, that would deffinetly be suspiciously, like sumethin really fishy has to be going on for that to happen to me... >_> ...

sure thing

Only if its plant-based Chicken

she didn't get thighs like that eating plants wtf

I don't really eat chicken but eh... hell yeah. How could I say no to big tiddy gyaru girl.

lov galko chan yes i will take a bite thank you very much galko chan

"ur welcome im glad u liked it" -galko chan

Ah, why not?

i would rather a fucking bullet through my foot

ok this is not epic

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BAYBEEEEEEEEEEE THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR, THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Insert Meet the Scout TF2 Dialogue here

*your

true

Ah the heck with it. *pressed y to accept*

Yes

I do not forgive my sister, she is not guilty any way...

Late to the party. On mobile; all I see is the text “iu_434934_1135703.webp”. I’m going to assume that the aforementioned bite is from a food, in which I will, in classic self centered manner, deduce it can be none other than my favorite food, grilled cheese and tomato bisque (French onion soup could also do as a substitute for the bisque, albeit less creamy, needing cheese in and of itself to fulfill the original lactic consistence of the intended combination). There’s a looming problem however. This comment isn’t funny yet, and I usually comment to be funny. In this case, it is a satirical/critical statement of the comments with the simple reply of “no”. So, I must introduce the second scenario that might be behind this veil of lazy mobile webmasters. Seriously. If ever I don’t want to start up my nuclear turbine of a rig, I get stuck at the verifying user screen, which is just broken for mobile. This second scenario likely involves something like a revoltingly flimsy slice of pizza drooping onto the aforementioned woman’s large breasts, with a close up shot of her attempting to hand feed it to you. Currently I’m mining dogecoin so one of you will just have to break the news if i’m right. I’m getting sick of typing like this. Not because it’s annoying, but because I have severe carpal tunnel.

the guess of pizza is closer than grilled cheese that's all i will say at this point. in the meantime, if you are actually mining dogecoin that is pretty epic

@rtil Saw it. I guess I was in the same grease level. But I am kind of disheartened. I sound like I went into irreversible psychotic rambling after hearing a mention of female body parts. That’s just not who I am. And yeah, dogecoin does have some fuel from that NFT drama using it as an example. We have wasted this earth, tainted in a way so irreversible.

don't worry, there's always more to waste

HALAL

@Octo based

Ah thank Allah that it's not pork but chicken. Stay halal brothers!

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