please forgive your useless sister.
Joined on 2/27/05
I find your sense of humor a bit harrasting :C
I played the Beta for 4 years but then i got bored. :(
You're a great artist man, so take the compliment and run with it. You know you've got skill, "we" know you've got skill; it's proven. So focus on what you love... and if that happens to be writing the same post about your annoyances with NGs & other artists who aren't doing what you think they should be doing; then by all means continue. However, I would enjoy seeing more of your visual artwork (flash or otherwise) rather than your creative writing. Although I might be interested in your writing if the subject matter didn't appear so trivial. I'm aware of the mainstream fads here at NGs as others are also. So shock NGs, your fans, & those you are opposed to with professionalism and maturity. Show the world this righteous work and the correct way to produce it. Don't get me wrong, I am a fan of your work & I mean no disrespect. I am simply trying to articulate the simplicity of this frustration you seem to have with NGs users/artists. I feel you have a lot to bring to the art world, so bring it & leave the childish matters for the childeren. I understand the need to vent. If you're frustrated use it to your advantage, perhaps in your work rather than airing it publicly in a manner which appears to demean your character. You're all right man, your work is impressive to say the least; cleanse your system and then forget about it; stay encouraged, peace.
I would enjoy some pizza right about now
and this is why people are also going to camp north now. you cant get very many serious critical reviews on newgrounds, most are a sentence just saying how funny or awesome something is. and yes im a hypocrite because some of my reviews are like that.
camp north more like
It seems all you ever do is bash newgrounds. I mean it's funny once or twice, but damn.
Who knows, might be fun.
what is this New Ground you speak of??
Hey, to the guy who keeps posting the song about Hercules: What's taking you so long to write each verse? I'm pretty interested in this, and the gap between each few lines is fucking annoying me. Sorry if you're busy or something, I didn't mean to rush you- but I think it'd work out alot better for the fans if you kept your work rate consistent. There: That's all I wanted to say, and I said it.
Didn't someone already make this game a few years back?
I'm gonna make a dvd now
You need an entrance movie every time you post.
I can imagine it now. The second it hits the front page, the crowd goes wild as the chorus sings the tunderdome theme as a semi transparent freeze frame montage of you kicking mario and sonic sprites in the balls slowly pans from the left to the right side of the screen while you fight 1 on 2 against egoraptor and illwillpress in a gladiator fight to the death on the layer below.
habbady habbab ha
If you say so!
I like your style.
I like your groove.
Dude, I think you've DRY-WRUNG your EXCESSIVE HUBRIS and lowered your ACT YOUR AGE stat very efficiently with that post. I'm guessing you used LOUD SELF-RITEOUS HIPOCRICY with a +10 EPENIS modifier, amirite?
Whatever the case, you're playing the NG game well. Your LOSS OF REALITY stat is through the roof.
is that how you did it lol
I'm shakin' the dust of this crummy little town off my feet and I'm gonna see the world. Italy, Greece, the Parthenon, the Colosseum. Then, I'm comin' back here to go to college and see what they know. And then I'm gonna build things. I'm gonna build airfields, I'm gonna build skyscrapers a hundred stories high, I'm gonna build bridges a mile long.
The Newgrounds Game!
Posted by rtil
Oct. 11, 2008 @ 6:44 PM EDT
The Newgrounds Game is a working title for a game I will never make that mirrors the reality of Newgrounds itself! With the popularity of mind numbingly boring grind simulation games, who wouldn't want to play a game where you work your way from zero to hero on the flash portal? I know, right. So, I've created this handy guide that will help you work through the game, and newgrounds itself! If you are struggling on this site, drop everything that is dear to you and start cashing in on something else!
In the game, there are 3 critical elements to success, on which you can choose to be a reinassance man and embrace all three, or focus on one:
backfeeding: this skill requires you to use other characters outside of newgrounds to gain noteriety. this path will increase your CRITICAL DEFENSE and LOSS OF REALITY skills, but it will lower COMMON SENSE.
namedropping: this skill requires you to use characters and personalities exclusive to newgrounds to gain noteriety. This includes putting them in your cartoons, as well as using their voices and other talents, and then mentioning it as much as possible. This path will increase EXCESSIVE HUBRIS, UNWARRANTED SELF-IMPORTANCE, STAFF SUCK-UP and SHAMELESS SELF-PROMOTION skills, but it will lower ACT YOUR AGE.
dry-wringing: Once you have succeeded in backfeeding, namedropping, or both (!), you must now harness the power of wringing it dry. Or you could just take any idea and turn it into a series (bonus points if it's about teenagers playing video games.) This process takes years, but it becomes easier and the effort-to-noteriety ratio is much larger in favor of noteriety! It involves creating the same cartoon formulas you have created in the past over, and over, and over again to no avail. This will increase CASH COW, and a chance to max out CRITICAL DEFENSE and LOSS OF REALITY! However, there is a 3% chance that you will invoke DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING for each successive cartoon you create after this point. This chance increases by 1/2 of the previous % increase per episode (1.5%, 0.75%, etc). However, not all hope is lost - once you do this, you can roll for a 50% to invoke LOL JUST KIDDING, restore your series and return to your former glory!
With enough luck (and selling out), you could be on a one-way ticket to Newgrounds fame. Numbers don't lie, folks!
Oh yeah - and when you're too popular for newgrounds, don't forget to upload all your stuff to youtube so it's easier to steal and the quality gets ruined. Bigger better bolder badder bigger!!! Who wouldn't want a second audience of video blogging halfwits?!
HAHAHAH 2 can play at that game rtil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fucker fucker, ooo i found people on brawl, im gonna leave now.
fucker fucker, ooo i found people on brawl, im gonna leave now.
God I love you
Please respond in a clearly off-topic manner where you lie about something or other (hopefully also saying you love egoraptor so I can black-mail you)
i did not have sexual relations with that woman
Car toons =)
I think I'll try name dropping, thanks rtil!
may thousands of beams of holy light shine upon you from the gods of flash (illwillpress).