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please forgive your useless sister.

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Low. Plain Low

I Know Bro :o(

That mother+child sex story was pretty hot.

do a bedn pose with mindchamber 4 da lulz

Yea...
If what Mindchamber does is true, then whatever, glad I won't meet him lol
But still, why keep fighting him? Unless he is trolling you back of course.
Ya'll are children -_-
(Egoraptor FTW, just to see if you say something.)

People just don't understand our struggle, man. Liek, we go on the internets and show off our mad artings, and we just get ignored 'cause videogame parodies appeal to such a broader audience! Liek, why can't we just force stupid 13 year olds to like our pretentious crap?! Gawd, I feel like posting quality shit on a site mainly visited by simpletons and talentless hacks just won't get me the artistic recognition I deserve!

Also, no one even gets it when I totally call out those bastards who run said site for, like, maintaining a massive online community with the money their own money that comes right out of their own back pockets. Geez, liek, why don't these idiots and simpletons GET my artocity levels?! WHY CAN'T MY SUPER SLICK PSEUDO-ANIME STYLE OF ANIMATIONS BE WHAT THESE BASTARDS WANT TO WATCH!

I NEED THE SELF GRATIFICATION THAT COMES WITH OBTUSE AND LARGELY ARBITRARY NUMBER SCHEME! I NEED THESE NUMBERS TO BY HIGH ON EVERYTHING I SUBMIT! I NEED THE RESPECT OF FACELESS INTERNET DWELLERS SO STUPID A WORD NEEDS TO BE INVENTED JUST TO DESCRIBE THEM! Gosh, the idio-tard-grounders absolutely have to love me! DEAR GOD, WHY WON'T THEY LOVE ME!

I better continue to undermine them, scathingly mock their every interest, and of course take their favorite internet celebrities and shit all over their names! HA! Then, I shall achieve their respect at last! Their administrative safeguarding... Admins be DAMNED! I shall scorn them unfairly and unmercifully, 'till they are but upset blog posters! AND EVEN THEN I SHALL TURN THEIR OWN BLOGS AGAINST THEM! MY HORRIFIC YET ARTISTIC WILL BE DONE!

Please, dude, just live and let live! I beseech thee! You're so fucking talented, way more than most people on this site. And that's, like, a resounding 99%.

So why? Why the internet tough guy persona?! You're probably really fucking nice in person (You actually went and met up with a bunch of other Newgrounders and LET EGORAPTOR HUG YOU FOR CHRIST'S SAKE). I don't get it. You have your following, too. People who really appreciate your talents. Your own website and community.

Why keep fighting Newgrounds? Sure, the administrators are weird, the rating system is bogus and popularity is easy to achieve without skill, talent or competence, I know. But then why devote so much time to it? Spend all the time you normally spend spiting people you don't even know and make more of your insanely fucking amazing animations! Dude, you could be an established fucking artist by now, outside of the silly realm of internet tardism.

Okay, yeah, /internet drama. I'm done. Keep being a dick if you want and delete the whole post some total nobody left on your userpage before reading any of it, sure. I'd understand, believe me, I would. But, maybe, somewhere deep in that great artistic section of your brain, you'll come to and just make more eye pleasing material.

you are really gay

'Twas what I thought.

YOU LIVE AND LEARN, LMAO!

I would like to meet you in real life. Still a big fan of your stuff, even if you're a raging asshole bile duct from the 9th ring of hell.

right

Also: MASSIVE FUCKING COCKS, IN MY MOUTH!

SO GOOD! I SUCK BIG DICKS AND SWALLOW HUGE LOADS OF JIZZ!

Have a nice day. <3

cool

I'm still confused. What the hell is going on.

looking for ammunition in all the wrong places

You know what they say rtil.
Fool me once, you fooled ME.
Fool me twice, shame on you.

Rtil and Mindchamber are upset 'cause neither of them can get awong and just be fweinds.

Riiiiiiiiiight...I knew that all along. Wait, no I'm still thoroughly confused. Why don't both of you just shut the hell up and scrap it out at Comic Con, bare-knuckle. That solves everything.

i would but i might forget cuz i have ADD ^-^ XD

The patches? HE BURNED THE FUCKING PATCHES!?
WHY IS THIS SO SIGNIFICANT!?!!?!?

nobody burned or was going to burn anything

Rtil stands for.

Ryan
Talks
In
Limericks

There once was a guy from Seattle,
Who often had internet battles.
He was often persistant,
But mighty resistant.
Until his opponent is rattled.

Body Odor Ruins Lives.

So Rosebud is the sled?

from his childhood yes

Fuck....you are such a dick but i laughed at young jazz reply....

actually i agree with him, just a round of bloody knuckles.

mulan was ok i guess

we're gonna turn this sow's ear
into a silver purse

mulan was mediocre da only good part was shan yu

Donkey from Shrek as a lizard was ok too!

When my mom makes me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, she puts the peanut butter on the top and the jelly on the bottom. But I like the jelly on the top and the peanut butter on the bottom!

Dear Ashley,

What do I do?

you do the same thing for 40 years and then you die

My Bad Dog...I thought that you were one of those guys who copy the postings of the NG staff...

In a sense you are....but at least you weren't making it up.

Nice Drawing for the Sketch btw...

i didn't make that noobie

RTIL MINIONS ASSEMBLE!

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