SpammyMcGee 2009-01-30 17:38:06

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madness fag

shinron666 2009-01-31 23:00:34

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Zyphonee 2009-02-01 13:02:14

Man, even though I believe you're right, lots of NG frontpage flashes have less anatomy than I have golf, why do you have to be an asshole 97% of the time?

You know what? don't even answer to that, I know you know you're smart, so thats why you are always an asshole, right?

FreekC 2009-02-01 14:21:39

hey rtil you're popular, you're not allowed to be critical of anyone elses work anymore you have to join the NG back slapping club

Zyphonee 2009-02-01 16:37:42

The other 3% is when you decide to open flash

Caesura 2009-02-01 19:37:09

I now declare you the Gregory House of flash animation, although you have the added bonus of not being a cripple. :)

Also, any news on that "Fancy Footwork" project you mentioned a while back?

Nose-army 2009-02-02 19:31:52

vs egorapter
vs mindchamber
vs the swain
vs lazymuffin

Chicken 2009-02-04 14:21:32

in holland we have a tvchannel called RTL

!!

Psi43 2009-02-04 17:18:16

^ got that in Germany as well!

Zyphonee 2009-02-04 21:45:36

Heya Rtil, I wanna buy a "What's down there" poster, so I was wondering how much the poster would cost signed?

Thanks.

Zyphonee 2009-02-04 21:50:42

Oh, NVM, just finished reading the FAQ, silly me, and likely I'll be the first costumer in Argentina AND South America...

Caesura 2009-02-05 05:34:09

i had no idea you were a room temperature ionic liquid!

<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RTIL">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RTIL</a>

Chicken 2009-02-05 10:37:48

<a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rtil">http://www.urbandictionary.com/define .php?term=rtil</a>

Zyphonee 2009-02-05 15:50:13

HA, I am a TBA reg, but I guess I won't be using the code, I'm really not THAT cheap ;D
In the end, 10 bucks for that poster sounds like a really fair price, I payed 80 U$S for an original Scarface poster from 1983 AND I payed about 40 bucks for an autographed Welcome to NHK N 4 manga...

Psi43 2009-02-06 09:26:12

how come you keep getting responses even though this post has been off frontpage for like

years

FreekC 2009-02-06 15:11:10

well psi43 why did you post here?

i think that answers your question!!

FrozenFire 2009-02-08 23:11:54

I ran outside thinking it was snowing, turns out I was just pregnant.

savage011 2009-02-08 23:47:05

FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT NO FRIENDS HOMO HOMO HOMO. now that i got that off my chest, im going to throw a staper at you

ChainsawFingers 2009-02-09 21:37:22

I stopped drawing like that a long time ago. Does this mean that I cheated death at some point?

ChainsawFingers 2009-02-09 21:45:57

....And by the way, did Psi43 just say that this post has been off the frontpage for years even though it says that you posted this in 2009? Is he from the future?