wait
mindchamber is old enough to be rtil's dad
i see a plot twist coming along shortly
please forgive your useless sister.
Joined on 2/27/05
wait
mindchamber is old enough to be rtil's dad
i see a plot twist coming along shortly
oh god
"i figured it was worth throwing in though!"
Still, pretty funny when you chastise others for their little worthless pixel trophies, and yet expect others to see it as an accomplishment on your resume.
Also having an exhibition and attending some fuckin' comic book convention are two different things. Its like stating you have a haircut like Peter Tork, and putting it on your resume, like it means something.
"you know, i don't hate newgrounds. i might like it for the "wrong" reasons, but who's going to stop me from doing that?"
Eh, you never know. You know how NG is, you're only as good as your last submission. Your "no one wins in this City," and your "DDR" are flash can only go so far before your frontpage antics start to wear thin.
"also i believe you have mistaken me for kirbopher!"
He may have the bigger nose for sure, but you're no slouch in the beak department.
thanks for the resume critique, but i only consider revisions from people with actual accreditations. and everyone i've shown it to (people that have done far more with their lives than you ever will) never had a problem with it.
although i have recently trimmed it down a bit for an agency i'm with now, so thanks for reminding me to upload the new versions!
you know, you really are the worst at trying to insult people you have an axe to grind with. your problem is that your entire life revolves around newgrounds and everything in it. in the real world, you're not "as good as your last submission" on newgrounds. i've done so much more work outside of this god forsaken website, and all i really care about in the end is my reel. i have so much more to show for myself than worthless flash tributes to newgrounds.
let's face facts - you're in a dead end job, you're getting to that "over the hill" age, and here you are on the internet failing to downplay someone 16 years younger than you. if you only saw yourself from someone else's eyes you'd realize how pathetic you are.
really, you'd have to be completely deluded to think my reputation to a handful of newgrounds devotees extends outside of this website. you need to shut off your computer and get some fresh air for a while. it's far too easy to get you and your buddies into a furied torrent of incoherent rage.
"Scuzzfest says:
I better a see a picture of you hugging mindchamber, LIKE NAOI."
ahha, awww. me too.
"JaJ says:
Don't argue guys, you know how nobody wins in this city."
My other favorite!
Also RTIL! Forgiveness is beauitful! Ultimately, your choices is between you and yourself. You and God. Anyways, I have nothing to do with your business but expression is my business.
Also that picture of your resume MindChamber just uploaded was funny! hahaha, i like the NG stats.
Get well okay Ryan? And you too Mind Chamber.
Make some movies and stuff. Embody your dramas, experiences, conflicts, memories, and histories in a movie. That'll put the project to a personal level.
God Bless you. <3
there is no god
So basically your just a bunch of rejects who apparently who apparently don't like newgrounds for no reason? Sorry but excuse me if i'm wrong but isn't that just... well... single-minded. You state that if someone dosn't like something then by default, everyone else in the group dosn't like it too? I respect peoples opinions but then this is basically just plain hate or something for no reason.
I mean seriously, why? What possible reason do you have against the site? And furthermore, I read the post about portal defenders and all I can say is that sounds like it writtens by someone whos pissed off because they can't complete the game and therefore flame it for no reason.
it amazes me people can still take these newsposts seriously
"all I can say is that sounds like it writtens by someone whos pissed off because they can't complete the game and therefore flame it for no reason."
Lol, that's cute and hilarious. I don't know the true intention or anything, but it just sounds funny, thad's all.
The drawing in the top with the angry guy hiding the sun is nice. Did you draw it?
yep
lol, that was deep, glad all that education and a couple of stolen designs from you girlfriend, has taught you alil of something called you humility.
you and the-swain seriously need some new material!
Yeah because designing and animating characters for a company has nothing to do with what you are doing. Or that fact that we can animate new characters and create our own works within the system.
Yeah, we'll see whos in the dead end job, when you turn into some cog in the animation industry, and someone in the know actually calls you out , when you try and push those unoriginal designs.
i'm sure you fantasize about that every night
it will unfortunately have to remain a fantasy, though. i've already created a lot of original characters for my clients as a freelance animator. sorry buddy!
Wow this kid is a moron.. I almost feel better about my life.
Is it just me or someone shoved a thesaurus up your emo asshole and now you're screaming some of them scientist wurds out of yourhuge donut- pooper while Newgrounds pretends it gives a fuck about your existence? .. Yeah that pretty much sums it up. You need to convince yourself that faggots like you are a HUGE part of what's wrong on NG, but you should probably just keep masturbating with your two fingers while Miley Cyrus is playing on your ipod thinking that you can be half the man Swain (and your mom) are.
P.S: Call me when your queeralley website (that you keep desperately advertising) finally shuts down while Swain keeps putting Newgrounds in perspective, you zipper-head dipshit. Also, I'd like to point out that your mom was right - sniffing cocks does kill braincells.
where does this thesaurus analogy keep coming from? it doesn't take that much brain power to write or much less comprehend what i'm typing. then again i am on newgrounds!
"The drawing in the top with the angry guy hiding the sun is nice. Did you draw it?
Jul. 5, 2009 | 7:32 AM rtil responds:
yep"
Cool beans.
Neil Armstrong landed on the moon and as far as I know he was a nice guy.
Neil Armstrong was a fucking tool, Egoraptor. Just like you.
Cool story bro!
Can I fight on the internet too?
No insults about my hair, it hurts me.
mindchamber thanks for posting his resume now i know what mine should roughly look like
Does rtil stand for Ryan The Internet Legend?
no problem Starogre ! don't forget! going to conventions counts as exhibitions as well!, So it hit up your local comic store for an archie's digest.
Unreal. This rtil guy is the biggest egotistical nerd in existance. Please, backally lemmings, don't follow him/her off the cliff. I'm guessing -girl- because of the feminine anime style commercial "art", lol. For some reason, even though she's posted most of her work on this site (???), she's putting a lot effort into bashing it, it's employees, and it's users. Who is this professional, forward thinking, flash-master? (I know you're a dude. Don't spend two paragraphs telling me...)
actually i'm a girl ^-^
i hate to be generalized, it happens all the time and not only because of my muslim status
ps you hurt my feelings on the internet.............................
................ go to hell you fucker, you have RUINED MY LIFE
hammi i have big plans for our birthday bash call me up
PiGPEN
I like how MC and Swain have the same face in that picture.