I'm a pseudo-intellectual faggot and I would love to share my own perception of who you are and what are you doing, then state it as a fact. A straight-up shit-pie from Copypasta land.
"Round up my huge self-glorifying cake of linguistic bullshit with a sweet-ass irrelevant philosophical quote about [insert whining subject here] and we have an rtil post!"
AccousticCowbell
This isn't a cartoon, so I don't care.