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PROJECT AWESOMETOWN

Posted by rtil - July 4th, 2008


hello to all my adoring plebian fans!!! have you checked out my e-store lately? plenty of freetown-themed grill accessories for those summer BBQ's and outdoor excursions! get yours TODAY!!!

anyway, i've been thinking long and hard lately. i've been writing scripts, storyboarding, trying to find the balance between a solid story and some fresh comedy for my series. and after about 7 minutes I thought, why even bother when I can take ahold of the today's largest audience by simply catering to the bottom of the food chain? thanks to millions of people with webcams and thousands of video game parodies, the level of hilarity generated by a couple of lonely, sex-deprived teenagers smoking weed and playing nintendo wii is now the set standard for comedic genius. and even though i don't smoke pot and i don't have a wii, i have played my share of video games in this world, and I feel that I have a solid list of downright hilarious comparisons to games and real life. like spinning rings floating in the sky, lol what's up with that? BA-DONG!

so i've trashed my series in-the-works Project Freetown for a much more promising concept: PROJECT AWESOMETOWN! People will still rollerskate 24/7 because in Freetown that is all people do and it is awesomely wicked sick gnarley , ok? But a continuing story throughout the series and not just mindlessly random episodes with whacky adventures every time? Are you kidding! Only now can I explore the full potential of these characters I have created as they'll go on adventures like in episode 6 redux, The Quest for the Chaos Hyper Spork, guest starring everyone's favorite blue blur, Sonic the Hedgehog, and the deliciously nasty bad-dudicon Eggman with his new sidekick MONIC (sonic and mario MIXED .

my favorite line from the episode is where ravi goes "OH MY GOD VIOLET YOU ARE SO HOT I WANT TO BANG YOU OK IM GONNA ROLLERSKATE NOW WIND RESISTANCE WHAT IS THAT HOLY FUUUUUUUUUCK". He says it really really fast and kinda sounds like Solid Snakes!!! LOL! ok so i think some of you are probably now thinking "rtil this is kind of like the awesome series by eggorapers" well it's actually a twist because i have been drawing in this super generic style for 30 years and the angry eyes i made a registered copyrighted trademarked since i was 5 years old so he owes me some money he made from all the ad clicks for the really bad webpage-based MMO's. also i think observational comedy was invented by dave chapelle so he probably owes him a pretty penny too. i would guess something like 17 million dollars.

LOL BALLS!!!! sorry random XD *stealz teh pocky* OK so guys i hope you like this and what i'll do is cleverly release one once a month so that i can get as much money from newgrounds as i can. then i will probably sell lots of DVD's copyright infringement what?? also t-shirts and stickers and mugs for that special someone SUPPORT A STARVING ARTIST i don't want to get a real job.

and if you're gonna be a hater well then you are clearly just jealous that i am not really trying hard at all to accomplish anything. i mean this is all just practice anyway. maybe like in 7 years i will do something original because of course by that time everyone will not be expecting me to release more things starring popular video game characters and they will just be starvin' marvin' for some of my original characters nobody has ever heard of much less vested in. my plan is genius and i can't wait until then when i can have an ego the size of the goodyear blimp because people will be eating out of my hands and BEGGING FOR MORE oh my god how will i respond to all the fanmail it will be so hard well i guess i will find out then i guess i'll have to hire an agent wow this is serious business btw my goal is to someday work at Disney Studios in tokyo japan ^_^

PS the series will be done after 20 episodes but then i will release 30 more as bonus DVD extras (for the fans) , and cancel it again. then i'll do sort of a second season but then that'll be it unless i sell 5 DVD's and if i do i mean i promised that i'd make more and i can't go back on my promises i have morals OK??? then i'll probably re-make the 1st season. but after that no more unless a totally pwnage game comez out. it'd have to have probably sonic or mario in them they are funny. lol rings in the sky WHAT THE FUCK i mean isn't that funny cuz like there'd never be rings in the sky man i just can't get over that what a knee-slapper.

PPS my brawl code is 1-800-flowers and my gamertag is xXxXxS8INGrULEZxXxXx hit me up sometime and we can play halo brawlz 3!

so anyway here is a preview of the first episode!!! AND DON'T SAY VIOLET IS FANSERVICE HER BOOBS ARE THAT BIG BECAUSE OF THE GRAVITY ON HER PLANET AND IF U MAKE FUN OF IT YOU ARE INTOLERANT

PROJECT AWESOMETOWN


Comments (175)

oh dear....

that iz the coolezt style ever, totally original, im gunna make my own vartoon right now called awesome hitman where agent 47 has to kill mario (LOL).

outdoor excursions........................

i hope this is a joke >.>

I refuse to get dragged into this argument.

I do hope you know that you really are the biggest prick on earth. There really isn't anything wrong with having an opinion, but seriously is it necessary to go out of your way to insult someone simply because you disagree with the way they do things on an internet site?

Damn, I can't wait for this.

thats ALOT OF WRITING YOU GOT THERE

Its all funny, until we find out you aren't joking.

I love you rtil.

I also severly hope this is a joke, but if it's not:

Rtil NYUUUUU! Don't do this! Don't AWESOME IT! DON'T -- DO -- IT! Please! You animations are amazing! Don't go to crapamation! So what you'll get veiws but at the price of quality? T_T

DUDE OMG THIS WILL BE SO MUCH BETTER THAN METROPOLIS CIRCUIT,

I think it is safe to say that you have finally fully honed your craft.

Come along with us! (clap clap)
Come along to Awesometown!
Come along with us!
We'll wipe away your frown!

ROLE CALL!

Andy!
Akiva!
Jorma!
Andy!!!
Akiva...
Jorma...?
ANDY!!!!!!!!... And Jorma and Akiva!

Come along with us! (clap clap)
Come with us to Awesometown!
Give us all your trust
And we won't let you down!

DANCE BREAK.

Stop.

My name's Akiva
The brains of the group
If you have a problem I can solve it for you

My name's Andy
And I play sports
I also enjoy building forts

(My name's Andy
And I love a good sandwich
So if you have a sandwich, come roll with me!)

My name is Jorma motherfucker
The sensitive one
Break your motherfuckin face with the butt of my gun
Rip off your arms and break your legs with 'em
Spread your ass cheeks and stick my dick in 'em.

awkward pause

Come along with us!
Come with us to Awesometown!
Fun times are a must
In AweeeeeeSooooooomeTOWWWWWWWN!!!!!!

good show

finally you get started on a real project.

MY LIFE IS COMPLETE NOW !!!11

And there goes the neighbourhood. I wish that you could've not fallen under the influence and keep blessing NG with graphically great animations and original ideas but that is not the case. It's a bit sad in my opinion, I was very, very much looking forward to the next Project Freetown but now, not so much. The rest of NG probably will though...

>>LOL BALLS!!!! sorry random XD *stealz teh pocky*

Aww cmon, that's just overkill. I see your point, but I always thought Egoraptor's was sorta like a voice over practice thing. His stuff actually does make me laugh to be honest, although in the back of my mind I know he isn't that good. His voice acting is pretty good which is pretty much all I can say about him. But he is no animator.

But what I am finding really scary is that you predicted what would happen a while back. You showed a comment from Masterswordman which gave me a eerie feeling seeing as it was happening to other animators. Everyone seems to be making "What if egoraptor did..." it's depressing.

I AM INTOLERANT

what?

I was getting sick of your shitty ass original animations. Fuck. If it doesn't have sonic there's no point in watching.

No but seriously... I think you are being a BIT harsh...no?

Eggoraper...

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